06/14/2026
This is Miko. Please DO NOT be fooled by his sweet appearance! He is 5 yrs old and has been actively been trying to kill me for 4 of them! He likes to shut off my CPAP (it won't "kill" me but it will jolt you out of a sound sleep!) we first tried putting a box over the CPAP, he flipped it off, I covered the bedside table in aluminum foil, he chewed on the foil and walked on it, I laid packing tape down around the machine sticky side up, he somehow used his claws to pick it up and flick it off. We shut him out of the bedroom - he tore up the NEW carpeting outside the bedroom door! He is now using psychological warfare against me to slowly drive me insane