05/06/2026
TICKS.
Because apparently nature looked at mosquitoes and said, “Not annoying enough. Make them stickier, creepier and more committed.”
These demons are out and about living their best parasitic lives and your pets are their all-you-can-eat buffet!
A Tick’s Daily Agenda:
- Wake up after dreaming of the buffet.
- Climb the tall grass and brush like it’s a journey to Emigrant Peak!
- Wait patiently while licking lips and rubbing 8 tiny feet together.
- Leap onto your pet (or you!) with a big grin while yelling, “Yeehaw…this is my moment!”
- Become a bloated, free-loading, demon raisin that just forwarded their mail.
But seriously—ticks aren’t just gross, they can spread diseases and are very committed to their terrible life choices. And no, your pet cannot “politely decline”
these tiny hitchhikers. We’ve checked.
What YOU can do:
- Keep your pet on flea & tick prevention (think: your pet’s anti-vampire shield).
- Check them after outdoor adventures (yes, even the ‘I don’t look there’ zones).
- Try not to scream when you find a tick (but we understand if you do).
- If you find one and suddenly forget how to function as a human—we got you. We deal with these tiny vampires professionally! 406-333-7001
- Stay safe. Stay tick-free. And remember: If it has 8 legs and bad intentions… it’s not a friend.
