Labrucherie Ranch Butchering

11/22/2025

Orrrrrr you brought half the damn mountain back on your deer 😂🤷🏼‍♂️

🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM CLEARWATER MEATS 🚨

Ladies and gentlemen…
Boys and girls…
Hunters of all calibers (mostly the wrong calibers judging by this photo)…

THIS is what happens when you smoke your deer square in the b***y and turn the femur into a bone confetti piñata.

And then somehow—SOMEHOW—you still come in here like:

“Uh yeah, I’m missing my steaks.”
Buddy…
YOUR STEAKS ARE MISSING BECAUSE THEY GOT DETONATED.
They left this world at 2,900 feet per second.

We didn’t steal your meat.
Amanda didn’t sneak it into her purse.
I didn’t fry it up on my lunch break.

Your hind quarter literally got turned into a crime scene.
CSI walked in, took one look, and quit.

So yes—your meat is gone.
Not because of us…
Because you hit that deer like you were aiming for Narnia.

Clearwater Meats:
We can cut deer.
We cannot un-explode them.

11/13/2025

11/13/2025

A big Charolais steer done this morning for Bob Maggy and off to MB Ranch for cut and wrap.

11/12/2025

Happy first anniversary to my better half . This past year with you has been an absolute whirlwind…from hunting in Texas, moving in and starting a new adventure in Livermore, and being with me and supporting me with going full time with my business every step of the way. Thank you so much for everything you do for us great and small. Here’s to many more years to come my love…I love you to the moon and back.

11/06/2025

On today’s episode of this is why we eat them

10/07/2025

4 STOUT BEEF 🥩 done for Rafter LI Ranches in La Grange.

If you are interested in buying a whole, half or quarter they have 4 more steers available for purchase. Please reach out to Landen 209-484-5160 or Sadie 209-202-2514 for more information!

09/10/2025

Well this is a first!! Had the pleasure of knocking down 4 Buffalo 🦬 for Rocky Hill. What an experience! These went to for cut and wrap.