04/13/2026
In Carroll, Iowa, Matthew Allan McNelly and Joey Lee Miller were apprehended after trying to break into a home while wearing "disguises" made entirely of permanent black marker. The suspects were easily identified by officers due to their uniquely inked faces. While the situation began as a serious report of intruders in hooded sweatshirts, it quickly turned into a viral story because of the suspects' hilariously ineffective attempt at stealth. Music composed by Bert Cole (bitbybitsound.com)