Jowls of Fury

Jowls of Fury Jowls of Fury is a blog written by the dogs and cats that live with a couple of animal-hoarding humans.

The name 'Jowls of Fury' is in regard to the tendency of basset hound cheeks to flap around while fighting.

I'm working hard on my tan. ~Jasper
07/29/2026

I'm working hard on my tan. ~Jasper

Do you see this? I'm dead. Belly up, feet in the air dead because it's dinner time and my food bowl is empty. Can't you ...
05/24/2026

Do you see this? I'm dead. Belly up, feet in the air dead because it's dinner time and my food bowl is empty. Can't you see I've wasted away to nothing?!?! You shoukd feel bad (and feed me)! ~Jasper

Same ~Mia
02/22/2026

Same ~Mia

Mother is sad that the little humans fled the living room when she turned on the classic cartoon How the Grinch Stole Ch...
12/24/2025

Mother is sad that the little humans fled the living room when she turned on the classic cartoon How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Never fear, mother! I, Jasper, will squish the sadness from your body.

The humans put up my favorite flossing device with flashing lights today. I happily decided to improve my oral health un...
11/29/2025

The humans put up my favorite flossing device with flashing lights today. I happily decided to improve my oral health until the humans got mad and chased me off. The mother human said I was public enemy #1 and she had a "fix" for me. Now the whole flossing apparatus smells like nasty rotten oranges and I'm sitting here looking like a pi**ed off demon. Merry friggin' Christmas to me. ~Mia

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