Jowls of Fury

Jowls of Fury Jowls of Fury is a blog written by the dogs and cats that live with a couple of animal-hoarding humans.

The name 'Jowls of Fury' is in regard to the tendency of basset hound cheeks to flap around while fighting.

Same ~Mia
02/22/2026

Same ~Mia

Mother is sad that the little humans fled the living room when she turned on the classic cartoon How the Grinch Stole Ch...
12/24/2025

Mother is sad that the little humans fled the living room when she turned on the classic cartoon How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Never fear, mother! I, Jasper, will squish the sadness from your body.

The humans put up my favorite flossing device with flashing lights today. I happily decided to improve my oral health un...
11/29/2025

The humans put up my favorite flossing device with flashing lights today. I happily decided to improve my oral health until the humans got mad and chased me off. The mother human said I was public enemy #1 and she had a "fix" for me. Now the whole flossing apparatus smells like nasty rotten oranges and I'm sitting here looking like a pi**ed off demon. Merry friggin' Christmas to me. ~Mia

I was trying to be a good emotional support dog for mom. Next thing I know I'm have these white strings flung at me.  Mo...
11/16/2025

I was trying to be a good emotional support dog for mom. Next thing I know I'm have these white strings flung at me. Mom is doing something called "crafting."

Listen lady, I'm dying. Can't you see I'm starving to death. I'm wasting away before your very eyes because my dinner is...
09/20/2025

Listen lady, I'm dying. Can't you see I'm starving to death. I'm wasting away before your very eyes because my dinner is 2 minutes late. Abuse! Neglect!! ~ Jasper

According to my vast research, basset hound body pressure helps relieve pain associated with sciatic & back issues. The ...
02/09/2025

According to my vast research, basset hound body pressure helps relieve pain associated with sciatic & back issues. The fact that I get pets is purely coincidental. ~Jasper

Mom said I'm a "big b***y Judy" just because the vet said I weighed 77 pounds at my check up today. She also grumbled so...
01/20/2025

Mom said I'm a "big b***y Judy" just because the vet said I weighed 77 pounds at my check up today. She also grumbled something about slipping a disc lifting me up into the car. I'm getting my revenge by smashing her into the couch. ~ Jasper

Morty is a firm believer in maximum efficiency. He makes sure that I'm not only petting Jasper but also rubbing his ches...
01/05/2025

Morty is a firm believer in maximum efficiency. He makes sure that I'm not only petting Jasper but also rubbing his chest.

My world is ending!! Mom and Dad moved the couches and my crate all around. They said it's for the delivery people to br...
11/27/2024

My world is ending!! Mom and Dad moved the couches and my crate all around. They said it's for the delivery people to bring in our new fridge (whatever that is) but I'm convinced the sky is falling! ~ Odie

Just a fat old beagle living his best life.
11/15/2024

Just a fat old beagle living his best life.

There's advantages to keeping Mom's toes warm in your doggy arm pits. She also runs your chest when she wiggles her feet...
09/21/2024

There's advantages to keeping Mom's toes warm in your doggy arm pits. She also runs your chest when she wiggles her feet.

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