Life with Livia

Life with Livia I’m Livia!! I’m part West Highland Terrier and part Maltese!! I’m classy, sassy and a bit smart assy!

Livia: Mummy, Daddy dropped me off at THE SPA and just left me there!!! Me: Yes baby, daddy is working today so he dropp...
06/19/2026

Livia: Mummy, Daddy dropped me off at THE SPA and just left me there!!!
Me: Yes baby, daddy is working today so he dropped you off on his way to work.
Livia: But he just left me!!! How could he???
Me: Well that’s how it works baby. Did you expect him to stay and hold your paw the entire time? Thru the tubby AND your hair cut??
Livia: No… I guess not. Thank you for rescuing me.
Me: You’re welcome. Although picking you up and bringing you home hardly counts as a rescue.
Livia: I think I deserve some of your eggies to ease my trauma….
Me: 🙄

Livia: MUMMY!! MUMMY!!! MUMMY!!!! Me: OMG what Livy? Livia: DADDY IS HOMEZ!!! Me: Yes I know!! I can see that. Livia: Im...
06/13/2026

Livia: MUMMY!! MUMMY!!! MUMMY!!!!
Me: OMG what Livy?
Livia: DADDY IS HOMEZ!!!
Me: Yes I know!! I can see that.
Livia: Ima gonna lick his ear cheese… I have t done that yet today!!!
Me: You go for it. Probably smells like Swiss…
Livia: (sniff sniff) No, Muenster.

Livia: Mummy…. Mummy…. Mummy… Me: Omg what baby?? I’m on the phone!!! Livia: I’m bored. Me: I can’t help you… it’s just...
06/11/2026

Livia: Mummy…. Mummy…. Mummy…
Me: Omg what baby?? I’m on the phone!!!
Livia: I’m bored.
Me: I can’t help you… it’s just one of those hot lazy days… inside… in the AC.
Livia: Sigh.

Livia: Mummy, I been watching da campgrounds all day. Dere is nothing going on. I’m bored. Me: I’m sorry baby… but there...
06/09/2026

Livia: Mummy, I been watching da campgrounds all day. Dere is nothing going on. I’m bored.
Me: I’m sorry baby… but there’s nothing I can do about that.
Livia: No butt crack Bob w**d whacking… no Patty Wagon with her beers… no bike riders… hell I haven’t even seen any honk honkers today.
Me: Honk honkers?
Livia: Duh… you call them geese…
Me: Oh, my bad. Honk honkers. I got it Dr. Seuss.
Livia: Dr. Who?

Me: Hey Livy, do you want to lick my yogurt cup?? Livia: Who me? Aww Mummy do you really mean it?? Me: Yes of course I d...
06/06/2026

Me: Hey Livy, do you want to lick my yogurt cup??
Livia: Who me? Aww Mummy do you really mean it??
Me: Yes of course I do. I always let you lick the cup….
Livia: Aww… Gee wiz mom…. You’re the best!!
Livia: (lick lick lick, muttering) You could have left me a little more mummy.

Livia: Mummy, dat footy don’t looks normal. Me: It’s not normal. Livia: Is dat why you don’t do walkies anymore?? Or pla...
06/02/2026

Livia: Mummy, dat footy don’t looks normal.
Me: It’s not normal.
Livia: Is dat why you don’t do walkies anymore?? Or plays outside wit me?
Me: Yes baby… I’m sorry.
Livia: I hate dat footy.
Me: Me too baby. Me too.

Livia: Mummy, I’m glad it’s finally nice out. Me: Me too baby, me too!! Livia: I liked da breeze blowing thru my fuzz. M...
05/25/2026

Livia: Mummy, I’m glad it’s finally nice out.
Me: Me too baby, me too!!
Livia: I liked da breeze blowing thru my fuzz.
Me: Yes the weather is quite nice today… how are things looking out there??
Livia: Da neighbor is doing yard work. He’s got plumbers crack…. Other than that, all is quiet on the camp front.

Livia: Mummy I is sick a da rain. Me: Me too Livy. I was hoping for a campfire tonight. Livia: And you look like heck Mu...
05/24/2026

Livia: Mummy I is sick a da rain.
Me: Me too Livy. I was hoping for a campfire tonight.
Livia: And you look like heck Mummy. You should brush your hair.
Me: Sigh, yes I suppose I should.

Livia: Mummy, I love relaxing with you while daddy works for me… Me: Livia, you don’t sound very grateful. Daddy is work...
05/17/2026

Livia: Mummy, I love relaxing with you while daddy works for me…
Me: Livia, you don’t sound very grateful. Daddy is working hard for you!!
Livia: I knows. But I cants halps so… might as well grab a snoozer with you!
Me: Mummy wishes she could help Daddy though. I hope you AND Daddy know that.
Livia: Maybe you were hurt so you could just provide a snoozy place for me?
Me: I certainly hope that wasn’t the reason!! I could buy you a dog bed for that!!
Livia: A dog bed isn’t as nice as your lap tho…

Livia: Mummy, I’m not sure I likes dis Walfarts place. Me: Walmart… Livia: Mummy, my nose is much better than yours… tru...
05/17/2026

Livia: Mummy, I’m not sure I likes dis Walfarts place.
Me: Walmart…
Livia: Mummy, my nose is much better than yours… trust me on this one.
Me: That is true. You have a great sniffer.
Livia: Yeah and I only put up with this lil sojourn of yours because there are treats involved.
Me: We did spend a fair amount of time in the puppy section.
Livia: As you should. Now, can we please get out of dis place?? My sniffer can’t handle much more….
Me: Yes yes… we are going.
Livia: I did have lots of people say how cute I am tho… and I got some pets from strangers…. So maybe it wasn’t sooooo bad…..

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