Life with Livia

Life with Livia I’m Livia!! I’m part West Highland Terrier and part Maltese!! I’m classy, sassy and a bit smart assy!

Me: Hey babe… whatcha doing over there… Livia: Showing off my new haircut to the neighborhood… I look spiffy. Oh, and h...
06/12/2025

Me: Hey babe… whatcha doing over there…
Livia: Showing off my new haircut to the neighborhood… I look spiffy. Oh, and hunting wabbits.

Livia: I heard you talking about me going to the spa early in the morning…Me: Yep. 8am. You better not fuss about it. Yo...
06/12/2025

Livia: I heard you talking about me going to the spa early in the morning…
Me: Yep. 8am. You better not fuss about it. Your hair has never been this long before. It’s out of hand.
Livia: Nope, I won’t fuss. On this ONE occasion, I’ll admit you’re right. I can’t take it anymore either.
Me: Wait… did you just say I’m right?
Livia: Yeah, don’t get used to it though. It’s not going to happen again anytime soon.

Livia: Mummy… I can’t takes dis…. It’s too hot!!! What the f**k is wrong with Mother Nature!! It’s either freezing or it...
06/05/2025

Livia: Mummy… I can’t takes dis…. It’s too hot!!! What the f**k is wrong with Mother Nature!! It’s either freezing or it’s boiling… she’s really got her panties in a wad!!! Where’s the breezy 70s we all long for??
Me: Livy!! Language!! But you’re right. Mother Nature is being a t**twaffle….
Livia: Hehe, you said t**t.

Livia: Ummmm excuse me…. Me: Yes Queen Livia?Livia: You aren’t sharing fast enough.
06/05/2025

Livia: Ummmm excuse me….
Me: Yes Queen Livia?
Livia: You aren’t sharing fast enough.

Livia: Mummy, you are due for a spa day. Me: I think we both are Livy…. You look raggedy. Livia: I look raggedy??? Have ...
06/01/2025

Livia: Mummy, you are due for a spa day.
Me: I think we both are Livy…. You look raggedy.
Livia: I look raggedy??? Have you seen your hair? Your face? Damn woman.
Me: Ok ok… spa appointments for both of us!!
Livia: Wait… what??? Nooooooooo

Me: Ummm Livy? Whatcha doing over there? You’re making a lotta noise!! Livia: Leave me be!! I love my crinkly toys!! I l...
05/22/2025

Me: Ummm Livy? Whatcha doing over there? You’re making a lotta noise!!
Livia: Leave me be!! I love my crinkly toys!! I love my tortilla bag crinkle toy, I love my Daily Prophet crinkle toy and today I’m loving my Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans toy. And might I remind you, YOU gave them to me!!
Me: Sigh. That’s true. You got me there….

Me: Ummm Liv?? Whatcha doing over there!! Livia: DADDY ISN’T PLAYING WITH ME!! MUST. WAKE. HIM. UP!!!!Me: Alrighty then…...
05/18/2025

Me: Ummm Liv?? Whatcha doing over there!!
Livia: DADDY ISN’T PLAYING WITH ME!! MUST. WAKE. HIM. UP!!!!
Me: Alrighty then… Carry on!!

Livia: Ummm… Mummy?? Me: Yeah babe… Livia: Dis is new… what’s going on south of your knee? Me: Well I sprained my ankle ...
05/16/2025

Livia: Ummm… Mummy??
Me: Yeah babe…
Livia: Dis is new… what’s going on south of your knee?
Me: Well I sprained my ankle on duty on Wednesday. So now I have to wear Da Boot!!
Livia: Can you still plays with me? Because that’s whats most important here….
Me: I can but I have to do it from the couch. Which means you HAVE TO BRING THE TOY ALL THE WAY BACK TO ME!!
Livia: But I enjoy fusterating you by leaving them just out of your reach….
Me: I know. But you can’t do that right now ok? You can go back to frustrating me after my ankle hurts less.
Livia: OKAY!!!

Livia: Ummm excuse me!! Me: Yes?Livia: I sees you has shrimps. Me: I do. Livia: I is small and shrimpy. I bet I’d likes ...
05/04/2025

Livia: Ummm excuse me!!
Me: Yes?
Livia: I sees you has shrimps.
Me: I do.
Livia: I is small and shrimpy. I bet I’d likes shrimps.
Me: You like everything.
Livia: Except the spa…..
Me: Yes except the spa. Ok… here’s a bite…
Livia: I knew if I gave you the old leg poke you’d see it my way…

Me: Holy clown Livy…. Not sure you’re gonna make it two more weeks before your spa day… you look raggedy. Livia: Oh shus...
04/16/2025

Me: Holy clown Livy…. Not sure you’re gonna make it two more weeks before your spa day… you look raggedy.
Livia: Oh shush. I look… fluffy.
Me: Scruffy maybe… not fluffy.
Livia: Scruffy… Fluffy… who cares!! You’re holding my pig toy. Just THROW THE DANG PIG!!!

04/10/2025

Livia: grrr grrr grrrrr
Daddy: Mummy got you a new toy at the M&M store!! Let’s play!!
Livia: grrr grr grrr
Daddy: Bring it back!!
Livia: grrr grrr grrr

Livia: Woman… you’re on my s**t list!!! Me: Yeah yeah… I know… you hate the spa… blah blah blah… Livia: See!!! Do you ev...
03/20/2025

Livia: Woman… you’re on my s**t list!!!
Me: Yeah yeah… I know… you hate the spa… blah blah blah…
Livia: See!!! Do you even love me? You need an attitude adjustment Missy….
Me: But you look so cute…
Livia: Always with the cute crap. I’m always cute.

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