06/19/2026
🤣Current puppy market update: 1,000% of people want females, 2% want males, and apparently my mamas didn't get the memo because they keep giving me boys. 😂
If I got paid every time someone asked for a female, I'd retire. If I got paid every time someone asked for a male, I'd have enough for a cheeseburger. 😂
The girls are out here acting like limited-edition collectibles. The boys are available for meet-and-greets. 🤣
Every litter starts with hope and ends with me counting boys😂
I swear the boys have a group chat and keep voting each other into litters.😂
I ask for girls. The dogs hear, "More boys, got it!"🐾🤣