06/01/2026
Yesterday while taking the offspring and nieces deep within the wilderness of Bear Creek to collect moss and look at birds and bugs, I got a notification that someone is at my door. At home. I watched for a bit but she wasn't going away. So i turned on the microphone and asked her what's up?
She said, are you missing a chicken? And my heart sinks. I dunno, im not at home. My husband is but im sure he's playing computer games otherwise he'd have answered the door. So i get her address and text him. Luckily I got ahold of him quick, usually it take 3 business days to get his attention if he's gaming. He goes down there (3 houses down!!!) and sure enough there's Duckweed in someone else's yard.
The chickens are now banned from free ranging till we chicken proof the yard a bit more.
8 years of Chicken Keeping and the fall naked necks are my first chickens who jump fences.
UGH.