The Turd Bandits

12/31/2025

Just showing appreciation!

12/29/2025

12/29/2025

12/28/2025

🎉 New Year, New Yard! Start 2026 with a Clean Slate 🎉
Let The Turd Bandits handle the dirty work while you focus on fresh beginnings.

🐾 Pet Waste Disposal Service
🎁 FREE First Clean to Kick Off the Year!
📞 765-450-9091
🌐 theturdbandits.com

Make your resolution stick—ditch the doo and reclaim your yard.
The Turd Bandits: Cleaning Up 2026 One Scoop at a Time!

12/25/2025

🎄 Merry Christmas from The Turd Bandits! 🎄
“Ridin’ through the snow… scoopin’ as we go!”

🐶 Four jolly pups. One clean yard.
Let your dogs enjoy the holidays without leaving you a mess to clean up.
We’re your holiday heroes — keeping lawns fresh, festive, and poop-free all season long.

🎁 Holiday Cleanup Specials Available Now!
📍 Serving yards with joy, one scoop at a time.

The Turd Bandits
💩 We scoop. You celebrate.

12/23/2025

Some Bandits enjoying the day!

12/22/2025

🎄💩 HOLIDAY CLEANUP, GRINCH STYLE! 💩🎄
Is your yard looking more Who-ville than Wholesome? Let The Turd Bandits swoop in like the Grinch—except we take the 💩 and don’t bring it back!

✨ Your yard will be so clean, your heart might grow 3 sizes.
🐾 Professional pet waste removal with a festive twist.
🌵 Serving up holiday cheer in the desert, one bag at a time.

👉 Get your quote now at TheTurdBandits.com
Because nothing says “Merry Christmas” like a 💩-free yard!

12/22/2025

Welcome to our new Bandit PAC!!! I’m sure you’re gonna make Luckey and Misty a great companion! Also Wrangler and Cooper the dynamic duo!

12/17/2025

🐾💩 Is the company in charge of your dog’s Doody dropping the ball? Let us lend you our Paw! Tired of being treated like just another number?

Some “out-of-town” scoop services promise the world… but leave clients feeling neglected, frustrated, and forgotten.

At The Turd Bandits, we’re the ONLY local, reliable, and proud to serve our community. We don’t just scoop—we show up, care, and keep your yard spotless week after week.

👉 If you’ve been let down by those “big box” services, it’s time to join a crew that actually gives a crap (literally).

✅ ONLY Local team you can trust
✅ Consistent, dependable service
✅ Friendly faces who know your neighborhood, because we live here!

💥 Don’t settle for less. Switch today and see why your neighbors already ride with The Turd Bandits!

Get a Free Quote and a Bandit-proofed yard at https://www.theturdbandits.com

We believe in the old fashioned days when a customer calls you actually pick up the phone. We pledge to always work towards swift service and understanding compassion.

12/17/2025

🎄 HOLIDAY MAYHEM IN YOUR YARD? 🎄
Is your lawn lookin’ like a war zone of turds?
Does stepping outside make you wanna yell "Ohhh Fuuudge!"?

We get it. The holidays are chaotic enough without dodging doggy landmines.
So this season, let The Turd Bandits clean up the mess—before your yard makes you wanna shoot your eye out.

🐾 We triple-dog dare you to try us for a month, and we'll give you your first clean free to do it!
💩 Fast, friendly, and freakishly festive pet waste removal.
🎁 Because nothing says “holiday spirit” like a poop-free yard.

👉 https://www.theturdbandits.com — Get a quote today.
or call 765-450-9091!
Your yard deserves a major award.

12/16/2025

Say hello to our newest client! There’s just one catch he doesn’t have a name! Help name this dog! Here’s some options:
1. Snoopy
2. Roscoe
3. Tracker
4. Ace