The Turd Bandits

06/20/2026

It's About Time Humans!
Mom’s had it. Dog agrees. You’re up, Kokomo.

The Turd Bandits are Kokomo’s most wanted cleanup crew, and we’re stealing #2 for as low as $10/week.

✅ Fast, reliable pet waste removal
✅ Perfect for busy pet parents
✅ Affordable weekly service — pay-as-you-go
✅ Locked gate photos for peace of mind
✅ We haul waste away — no bags left behind
✅ Locally owned and operated
✅ Voted Best of Kokomo! 🏆

Stop playing yard minefield. Reclaim your grass.

📞 Call or message today: 765-450-9091
💻 Get a FREE quote @ https://www.TheTurdBandits.com

06/02/2026

🛒 WHILE YOU’RE PUTTING FOOD ON THE TABLE… WE’RE CLEANING UP THE P**P! 💩

Life’s messy enough — let The Turd Bandits handle the dirty work while you handle dinner!

✅ Fast, reliable pet waste removal
✅ Perfect for busy pet parents
✅ Affordable weekly service
✅ Locked gate photos for peace of mind
✅ We haul waste away — no bags left behind
✅ Pay‑as‑you‑go platform
✅ Locally owned and operated
✅ Voted Best of Kokomo! 🏆

📞 Call or message today to reclaim your clean backyard — 765‑450‑9091
💻 Get a FREE quote @ TheTurdBandits.com

👉 “We Scoop P**p!” — It’s what we do best.

05/30/2026

05/29/2026

💩 Tired of stepping into surprises in your yard?

Let The Turd Bandits handle the dirty work!

✅ Fast, reliable pet waste removal
✅ Perfect for busy pet parents
✅ Affordable weekly service
✅ Locked gate photos
✅ We haul waste away
✅ Pay‑as‑you‑go platform
✅ Locally owned and operated
✅ Voted Best of Kokomo!

📞 Call or message today to reclaim your clean backyard — 765‑450‑9091
💻 Get a FREE quote @ TheTurdBandits.com

👉 “We Scoop P**p!” — It’s what we do best.

05/27/2026

💩 WHILE YOU HIDE OUT IN THE BATHROOM FOR 5 MINUTES… WE’LL CLEAN UP THE YARD! 🐾

Tired of stepping into surprises in your yard?
Let The Turd Bandits handle the dirty work!

✅ Fast, reliable pet waste removal
✅ Perfect for busy pet parents
✅ Affordable weekly service
✅ Locked gate photos
✅ We haul waste away
✅ Pay‑as‑you‑go platform
✅ Locally owned and operated
✅ Voted Best of Kokomo!

📞 Call or message today to reclaim your clean backyard — 765‑450‑9091
💻 Get a FREE quote @ TheTurdBandits.com

👉 “We Scoop P**p!” — It’s what we do best.

05/27/2026

🏌️‍♂️ YOU PICK UP THE BIRDIE — WE’LL PICK UP THE P**P! 🐾
Tired of stepping into surprises in your yard?
Let The Turd Bandits handle the dirty work!

🐾 We Scoop P**p — So You Don’t Have To!
✅ Fast, reliable pet waste removal
✅ Perfect for busy pet parents
✅ Affordable weekly service
✅ Locked gate photos
✅ We haul waste away
✅ Pay‑as‑you‑go platform
✅ Locally owned and operated
✅ Voted Best of Kokomo!

📞 Call or message today to reclaim your clean backyard — 765‑450‑9091
💻 Get a FREE quote @ TheTurdBandits.com

👉 “We Scoop P**p!” — It’s what we do

05/26/2026

🏌️‍♂️ YOU PICK UP THE BIRDIE — WE’LL PICK UP THE P**P! 🐾
Tired of stepping into surprises in your yard?
Let The Turd Bandits handle the dirty work!

🐾 We Scoop P**p — So You Don’t Have To!
✅ Fast, reliable pet waste removal
✅ Perfect for busy pet parents
✅ Affordable weekly service
✅ Locked gate photos
✅ We haul waste away
✅ Pay‑as‑you‑go platform
✅ Locally owned and operated
✅ Voted Best of Kokomo!

📞 Call or message today to reclaim your clean backyard — 765‑450‑9091
💻 Get a FREE quote @ TheTurdBandits.com

👉 “We Scoop P**p!” — It’s what we do