The Turd Bandits

05/30/2026

05/29/2026

💩 Tired of stepping into surprises in your yard?

Let The Turd Bandits handle the dirty work!

✅ Fast, reliable pet waste removal
✅ Perfect for busy pet parents
✅ Affordable weekly service
✅ Locked gate photos
✅ We haul waste away
✅ Pay‑as‑you‑go platform
✅ Locally owned and operated
✅ Voted Best of Kokomo!

📞 Call or message today to reclaim your clean backyard — 765‑450‑9091
💻 Get a FREE quote @ TheTurdBandits.com

👉 “We Scoop P**p!” — It’s what we do best.

05/27/2026

💩 WHILE YOU HIDE OUT IN THE BATHROOM FOR 5 MINUTES… WE’LL CLEAN UP THE YARD! 🐾

Tired of stepping into surprises in your yard?
Let The Turd Bandits handle the dirty work!

✅ Fast, reliable pet waste removal
✅ Perfect for busy pet parents
✅ Affordable weekly service
✅ Locked gate photos
✅ We haul waste away
✅ Pay‑as‑you‑go platform
✅ Locally owned and operated
✅ Voted Best of Kokomo!

📞 Call or message today to reclaim your clean backyard — 765‑450‑9091
💻 Get a FREE quote @ TheTurdBandits.com

👉 “We Scoop P**p!” — It’s what we do best.

05/27/2026

🏌️‍♂️ YOU PICK UP THE BIRDIE — WE’LL PICK UP THE P**P! 🐾
Tired of stepping into surprises in your yard?
Let The Turd Bandits handle the dirty work!

🐾 We Scoop P**p — So You Don’t Have To!
✅ Fast, reliable pet waste removal
✅ Perfect for busy pet parents
✅ Affordable weekly service
✅ Locked gate photos
✅ We haul waste away
✅ Pay‑as‑you‑go platform
✅ Locally owned and operated
✅ Voted Best of Kokomo!

📞 Call or message today to reclaim your clean backyard — 765‑450‑9091
💻 Get a FREE quote @ TheTurdBandits.com

👉 “We Scoop P**p!” — It’s what we do

05/26/2026

🏌️‍♂️ YOU PICK UP THE BIRDIE — WE’LL PICK UP THE P**P! 🐾
Tired of stepping into surprises in your yard?
Let The Turd Bandits handle the dirty work!

🐾 We Scoop P**p — So You Don’t Have To!
✅ Fast, reliable pet waste removal
✅ Perfect for busy pet parents
✅ Affordable weekly service
✅ Locked gate photos
✅ We haul waste away
✅ Pay‑as‑you‑go platform
✅ Locally owned and operated
✅ Voted Best of Kokomo!

📞 Call or message today to reclaim your clean backyard — 765‑450‑9091
💻 Get a FREE quote @ TheTurdBandits.com

👉 “We Scoop P**p!” — It’s what we do

05/25/2026

🇺🇸 Happy Memorial Day from The Turd Bandits!
We honor and remember those who served — and yes, we’re working our regular routes today!

🐾 Keep your yard clean while you enjoy the holiday.
📅 Book your pickup or message us for scheduling!
🚨🆓Get a free quote and sign up at https://www.TheTurdBandits.com

💩The Turd Bandits — Pet Waste Disposal Service
Because freedom smells better without the mess. 💩

05/22/2026

It’s hard out here for a Murph!

05/18/2026

🐾 We Scoop P**p — So You Don’t Have To!

Tired of stepping into surprises in your yard?
Let The Turd Bandits handle the dirty work!

✅ Fast, reliable pet waste removal
✅ Perfect for busy pet parents
✅ Affordable weekly service
✅Locked gate photos
✅We haul waste away
✅Pay as you go platform
✅Locally owned and operated
✅Voted Best of Kokomo
📞 Call or message today to reclaim your clean backyard 765-450-9091 or get a FREE quote @ https://www.TheTurdBandits.com !

👉 “We Scoop P**p!” — It’s what we do best.