Envy Equine LLC.

10/27/2025

Session number 1 for Miss Harper. Learning to move off the feel of the halter and start respecting some boundaries. Lots of work to be done!

10/24/2025

New arrival

10/14/2025

The stop always impresses 😂

10/12/2025

60 days on this ‘23 AQHA mare by The Offshore Account. All the buttons are there, but so is that classic “red mare” personality. Gotta love her!

10/10/2025

Training hasn’t been linear for Stryker. I had a strong feeling something just wasn’t “quite right” and sure enough after testing we discovered he has EPM. He’s started treatment and making improvements finding some balance with forward motion and becoming less nervous and gaining confidence. Excited to see the difference once he is finished with his meds.

10/05/2025

“A great fire burns within me, but no one stops to warm themselves at it, and passers-by only see a wisp of smoke.” —Vincent Van Gogh

10/05/2025

We love the baby horses ❤️

09/12/2025

Sweetest ✨ Remi ✨

Enjoyed his first ride in the great outdoors today. The weather was perfect, the sun bright, the breeze pleasant, and the temperature just right.

He was super quiet and confident the whole ride, despite the horses pastured next door and the traffic on the nearby road. I love it when the rides start to get easy, a level of comfort and trust develops between horse and rider, and things become enjoyable.

Here’s to many more easy rides for this good boy! 🥂

08/30/2025

We’ve got a future cowgirl on our hands 🥰

08/07/2025

Worth the share

How to Become an Armchair Equestrian Expert (AEE) In Just 5 Easy Steps! 🐴🛋️💻

Tired of watching people actually ride horses while you bravely battle equestrian injustice from your couch? Want to correct horse owners online with unsolicited advice? Then saddle up, champ—here’s your foolproof guide to becoming a keyboard warrior of the equestrian world:

1. Forget Experience—Google Is Your Trainer 🧠📲
Why waste time mucking stables or riding when a quick Google search and two episodes of “Heartland” will tell you everything you need to know about training, vet care, and Olympic-level show jumping? Wikipedia never lies.

2. Find Forums and Facebook Groups—Then Lurk & Pounce 🕵️‍♂️💬
Join every equestrian group known to man. Wait for someone to post about a minor issue like “my horse seems stiff on the left rein,” and then attack. Bonus points if you suggest they’re abusing their horse —because that one video clip tells you everything.

3. Use Phrases Like “Back in My Day” and “Any Real Horseperson Would Know…” 🧓🎓
Even if your “day” was a weekly group lesson at the local riding school , claim ancient wisdom. Drop vague, non-helpful advice like “horses just need respect” or “you need to show him who’s boss” with no further explanation.

4. Dismiss Professionals—You Know Better 🏆🤷‍♀️
Vets, farriers, trainers with decades of experience? Amateurs, clearly. You read one sponsored blog on equine biomechanics, so you obviously know more than someone who went to vet school.

5. Never Admit You’re Wrong—Double Down Instead 💪🔥
If someone challenges your advice with actual evidence or experience, accuse them of being “an idiot”. The true mark of an armchair expert is never retreating, no matter how wrong you are. It’s called confidence!

And remember, the more reactions your comment gets, the more respected you are in the AEE community.

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Congratulations! You are now certified in Unsolicited Advice, Armchair Equestrian Expert edition. No horses were helped in the making of your expertise—but your ego? Impeccably groomed.