10/14/2025
ππ© S**T HAPPENS. WE HANDLE IT. π©π
Tired of playing "dodge the p**p" in your own backyard? π€’
At Who Gives a S**t, we take your dog's business seriously - so you don't have to! Our professional S**t Takers will keep your yard clean, fresh, and 100% crap-free. No more stepping in it. No more smelly surprises. No more awkward "is that mine or the neighbor's?" moments.
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Professional p**p scooping with zero judgement
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Flexible scheduling (weekly, bi-weekly, or monthly)
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Yard deodorizing included
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Satisfaction guaranteed - if you find it, we'll come back for free!
Starting at just $29.99/month for our "Occasional Dump" package! π°
Plus, get 10% OFF when you and a neighbor sign up together! The more, the merrier (and the cleaner)!
Ready to enjoy a p**p-free yard? Your shoes will thank you. Your nose will thank you. Your weekend will thank you.
π Call us at 1-888-412-7625
π Visit https://whogivesas**t.dog/
π Serving Kent, Ohio and surrounding areas
Because life's too short to step in s**t. Let us handle the crappy work while you enjoy your clean yard! π‘β¨
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P.S. - Yes, that's really our name. And yes, we really do give a s**t about your s**t! π
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