04/16/2026
Today we crown the 'Too smart for his own good a**hole of the year award' and the winner is, Pepper!!
He wins this award today because he was smart enough to open the gate and let out all 4 horses in the field. He was also smart enough to find the other gate that dad forgot to close in his rush to get everyone caught. He was even smart enough to yell at the 2 that decided to be hard to catch and ran off, for leaving the property. It is unclear if he was yelling because they broke the rules or if it was because they left him behind after he was nice enough to open the gate for them in the first place.
How 'bout a round of applause for the lucky winner!?!