06/28/2026
☀️ CAMP MUTTY PAWS IS NOW ACCEPTING ITS SUMMER CLASS OF 2026! 🐾🎓
Breaking News: Camp Mutty Paws has officially opened for the summer, and the house has been overrun by a highly organized gang of professional snack inspectors, tennis ball enthusiasts, cuddle specialists, and full-time squirrel surveillance officers.
📚 This week’s camp curriculum includes:
🐾 Sniffing first, asking questions never.
🎾 Chasing balls with absolutely no intention of bringing them back.
💦 Conducting very important “research” in every puddle.
😴 Napping like they pay the mortgage.
🍖 Accepting treats as their preferred form of compensation.
❤️ Convincing everyone they’re the goodest dog (they’re all correct).
This week’s class is packed with tiny supervisors, goofy grins, adventure seekers, professional snugglers, and at least one student who firmly believes personal space is just a silly human concept.
The forecast for Camp Mutty Paws calls for nonstop tail wags, muddy paws, happy hearts, and a 99.9% chance of spontaneous zoomies. Local squirrels have already filed several complaints, but camp management has chosen to ignore them.
🎓 Meet the Class of Summer 2026!
🏆 Class Clown: Our fluffy little comedian who has never had a serious thought in his life, Morty!
🍖 Most Likely to Convince You They Haven’t Been Fed: The smiling chocolate sweetheart who’s perfected the “I’m starving” face? That’s Aubie!
🐿️ Head of Squirrel Surveillance: The Australian Cattle Dog. Self-appointed. Very committed to the position…crazy May 😆
😴 Professional Napper: The laid-back lounge expert who reminds us that resting is a talent, Sweet Sophie!
🚗 Most Excited for Field Trips: Our tiny co-pilot who’s always ready to call shotgun, cutie Max!
💛 Teacher’s Pet: Honestly… they’re all tied for first.
Dean’s List? Every single one of them. 💜🎓
To all of our amazing pet parents—thank you for trusting Mutty Paws with your best friends.
We can’t wait to spend the summer making new friends, chasing tennis balls, handing out belly rubs, spoiling your pups, and creating memories that are truly fur the books. 🐾
Now if you’ll excuse us…
We have very important camp business to attend to.
(It involves treats.) 🦴🐶
