Geekybeachclucks

03/15/2025

One egg, two egg, brown egg, blue egg! ✨ Fresh from our farm, washed and waiting on the counter—ready for delivery! 🥚🚜 Who’s getting a dozen of these beautiful farm-fresh eggs this week? Drop a 🐣 in the comments if you're egg-cited! Order on GeekyBeachClucks dot com

02/23/2025

✨🐣 Exciting Update from GeekyBeachClucks!🐣✨

Hey, feather-loving friends! Just a heads-up for all who are interested in our Hatching Orbs (LF cuckoo polish, Calico/Millie Bantam Cochin, Assorted Seramas), we’ve updated our website! 🎉 From now on, availability and quantities will be listed there to make ordering easier, safer, and more convenient for everyone.

📌 Important Reminder: We won’t be accepting orders through comments or messenger. But if you have any questions, feel free to send us a message, or email we’re happy to help!

Thank you all for your continued support! We can’t wait to see more happy hatching ahead! 🐥💛

02/22/2025

✨🐣 Exciting Update from GeekyBeachClucks!🐣✨

Hey, feather-loving friends! Just a heads-up for all who are interested in our Large Fowl Cuckoo Polish hatching orbs, (😉and ALL our hatching orbs!((Seramas, Calico/Millie Bantam Cochins, and future breeds/colors)) we’ve updated our website! 🎉 From now on, availability and quantities will be listed there to make ordering easier, safer, and more convenient for everyone.

📌 Important Reminder: We won’t be accepting orders through comments or messenger. But if you have any questions, feel free to send us a message, or email we’re happy to help!

Thank you all for your continued support! We can’t wait to see more happy hatching from everyone! 🐣

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🌟 ** Large Fowl Cuckoo Polish Hatching Orbs 🥚 ** 🌟

From GeekyBeachClucks star Polish 🐓 Gary and his beautiful ladies 🐔 , ready to deliver the most adorable spring chicks straight to your incubator! 🐣 These Cuckoo Polish orbs are sure to hatch into charming, unique feathered friends that will brighten your flock.

✨ **Why Choose Us?**
- Gary and our wonderful, beautiful hens receive the most love and care they could ask for. We have gotten amazing chicks from them. Most end up having high vaults. Very beautiful crests. Good survival rates on our farm.
- Perfect timing for your spring hatch in just 19-22 days!
- Shipping available, or local pickup!

**Limited availability!** Order today and get ready for the cutest little chicks this spring!

📦 **Shipping Available Nationwide!**

Get your orbs from GeekyBeachClucks and watch the magic hatch! 🐥

02/22/2025

5 doz farm fresh 🥚 available! One 18 count as well! Be sure to place orders on our website geekybeachclucks.com! 🐔 🪺🍳

Welcome to GeekyBeachClucks!At GeekyBeachClucks, we believe that homemade food should be delightful!Our farm-fresh eggs are just the beginning! From fluffy pancakes to hearty casseroles, you can explore the joy of cooking with wholesome ingredients straight from our farm.If you wish to start your ow...

02/10/2025

✨ Fresh from the Farm ✨

Thank you for an amazing weekend at our Virtual Farm Stand! 🥚🐓 We’re now taking orders for farm-fresh egg deliveries until Saturday evening for delivery on Sunday & Monday. 🚚✨

This week, we’re also adding a few extra baked goods to the lineup—stay tuned for details! 🍞🍪

📍 Order Deadline: Saturday Night
🚛 Delivery Days: Sunday & Monday
💻 Place orders through our website!

GeekyBeachClucks.com

Get your beautiful, fresh eggs just in time for the week ahead! 🌿🥚

02/08/2025

🏛️ Meet Our Capitol Citizens – In All Their Feathered Glory! 🏛️

Straight from the most extravagant halls of Panem, we present our newest high-society elites a trio of porcelain Mille Fleur bantam Cochins who bring nothing but decadence and drama to the flock! 🐔✨

👑 Vipsania (vee-PSAH-nee-uh) – Regal, poised, and draped in the finest porcelain plumage, Vipsania demands nothing less than absolute luxury. Whether she’s perched above the district citizens, or dramatically fluffing her feathers, she is Capitol perfection.

🎭 Lysistrata (lie-SIS-truh-tuh) – A true Capitol spirit with a flair for theatrics, Lysistrata never misses a chance to stir up excitement. With her gorgeous frizzled porcelain coat and commanding presence, she’s always ready for a speech, a scandal, or both.

🐍 Corolanius Snow (kor-oh-LAY-nee-us) – Cold. Calculating. Impeccably feathered. This stunning cockerel is as ruthless as he is refined. His icy porcelain plumage might make him look like royalty, but don’t be fooled...he’s always watching, always plotting.

These three rule the roost with absolute authority, making sure that even a humble farm has a touch of Capitol decadence. Stay tuned for more from our ever-growing Fandom Chicken flock!🏛️🐔✨

02/08/2025

🌿🐔 Farm Update! 🐔🌿

We know y’all are waiting on our breeding stock hatching egg selections, but welcome to Florida in February—where we get weeks of perfect weather just to be hit with 30s and rain right after Valentine’s. 😒 So, we’re holding off a bit!

✔ Hatching eggs & breeding pairs will be separated for collection in mid-March
✔ First shipments available mid to late April
✔ All claiming & sales are now exclusively on our Virtual Farm Stand!

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✨ No more direct social media sales—we’ll post updates here, but all eggs, breads, cakes, pies, birds, and more will be available only through our website.

Stay tuned, and as always, thank you for supporting our little farm! 💛

02/06/2025

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02/06/2025

🐔🌿 The Virtual Farm Stand is OPEN! 🌿🐔

Spring is in the air, and so are fresh farm goodies! We’ve got several dozen farm-fresh eggs ready to go, and we’re transitioning to Spring Eggs Specials keep an eye out for our Hen of the Season!🥚✨

🌱 Coming soon:

Spring hatching eggs as we match up our breeding pairs! 🐣🐣🐣

🍞 This weekend’s baked goods:
✔ Fresh focaccia bread
✔ LIMITED pistachio cheesecake slices (don’t miss out!)

📅 Reminder: Place all orders before Saturday on

GeekyBeachClucks.com

🛒 Local pickup & delivery happens Sundays & Mondays!

Order now before we sell out! 🐓💛

Welcome to GeekyBeachClucks!At GeekyBeachClucks, we believe that homemade food should be delightful!Our farm-fresh eggs are just the beginning! From fluffy pancakes to hearty casseroles, you can explore the joy of cooking with wholesome ingredients straight from our farm.If you wish to start your ow...

01/17/2025

Welcome to the BùkbúkBLOG! You can go check it out on our website! Stop, and order some farm fresh eggs for delivery this Saturday! 🥚🐓

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C Lee 1/17/25 C Lee 1/17/25 Washing eggs with a side of chicken charm. Washing eggs with a side of chicken charm. Who said egg-washing has to be boring? At our farm stand, even the eggs get a little personality boost! Featured here is one of our fresh brown eggs enjoying a rinse under the cutest chi...

01/16/2025

We are super excited to add a better, secure, and easy way to get your farm fresh eggs! (And soon, our hatching eggs for the season!) We've taken our farms virtual, and decided to open an online farm stand! Head on over to

Welcome to GeekyBeachClucks!At GeekyBeachClucks, we believe that homemade food should be delightful!Our farm-fresh eggs are just the beginning! From fluffy pancakes to hearty casseroles, you can explore the joy of cooking with wholesome ingredients straight from our farm.If you wish to start your ow...