Ruh-Roh Retreat - Dog Boarding

I’m Johnny — a lifelong animal lover with over 15 years of hands-on experience, including time as a veterinary assistant and caring for up to 20 Bernese Mountain Dogs at once (yes, 20!).

💼 Experience & Background

I’ve been passionate about animals since childhood and even planned to become a vet in my early 20s. While my career shifted, that same dedication to animals stuck with me.

✅ Vet assis

tant-trained — skilled with medication, special needs, and senior care
✅ Comfortable with all sizes, breeds, and temperaments
✅ Calm, patient, and intuitive with shy, anxious, or high-energy pets
✅ Focused on both physical care and emotional well-being

I work fully remote, so I’m home all day to provide consistent attention, potty breaks, playtime, and companionship. I schedule my day around your pet’s needs, not the other way around. Whether your pup loves naps or nonstop fetch, I’m here to make sure they feel safe, happy, and loved—every step of the day.

🛡️ Why Pet Parents Book With Me

• 🩺 Vet Assistant Trained – Confident in handling everything from medication to post-op care
• 🐕 Safe, Calm Home – I host only friendly, house-trained dogs for a peaceful, kennel-free stay
• 🏠 I’m Home All Day – Your pup gets full-day attention, comfort, and supervision
• 🧼 Sparkling Clean Space – I deep-clean after every stay to ensure a healthy environment
• 🌳 Outdoor Fun – Private dog park, walking trails, and grassy areas just steps from my door
• 📸 Tons of Updates – Daily photos and videos so you stay connected while you’re away
• ⭐ 40+ Glowing Reviews – My return clients trust me to care for their dogs like family

🐶 Daily Care Routine (Included in Base Booking @ $45/night)

Your Pet’s Comfort Comes First
Every stay or drop-in includes:
• Four 15-minute walks (morning to evening)
• Potty breaks & clean-up
• Fresh water & mealtime feeding
• Daily photo/video updates
• Affection, enrichment, and one-on-one companionship

Interested in Add-Ons? If you’d like to include any add-on services, just let me know and I’ll update your reservation to reflect your pup’s personalized care plan!

🎉 Add-On Services (Optional)

Customize your dog’s stay with fun or soothing enrichment activities:

🧠 Mental Stimulation & Exercise
• 🐽 Sniffari Walk – $10
• 🐾 Extended Walk (20 min extra) – $15
• 🏃 Jogging Session (20 min) – $20
• 🐕‍🦺 Dog Park Trip – $25
• 🧩 Puzzle Feeder or Frozen Kong – $5

🎨 Fun & Unique Experiences
• 🎨 PAW-casso Painting – $20
• ☕ Puppuccino & Pup Treat Outing – $15
• 🍿 Cuddle & Movie Night – $10
• 📖 Morning or Evening Storytime – $5

💆‍♂️ Wellness & Comfort
• 🐾 Basic Obedience Reinforcement – $15
• 🛁 Bath & Blow Dry – $40
• 💆 Massage & Brushing – $15
• 🌿 Calming Aromatherapy – $10
• 🪥 Teeth Brushing – $5 (owner supplies toothbrush/paste)
• ✂️ Nail Trim – $10 (owner supplies tools; dog must be cooperative)

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📦 VIP Experience Packages

Make your dog’s stay extra special with a bundled care experience:
• 🐶 Puppy Adventure Package – $35
✔️ Extended Walk
✔️ Dog Park Trip
✔️ Puzzle Feeder
• 💎 Ultimate Spoiled Pup – $40
✔️ Puppuccino Outing
✔️ PAW-casso Painting
✔️ Massage & Brushing
• 🧘 Calm & Cozy Package – $30
✔️ Cuddle & Movie Night
✔️ Storytime
✔️ Aromatherapy
• 🏆 The Works – $60
✔️ Dog Park OR Jog
✔️ Bath & Blow Dry
✔️ Puzzle Feeder
✔️ PAW-casso Painting
✔️ Movie Night”