Poo Squad Hutch

08/08/2025

In life, you can’t afford to get stuck in the crap.

𝗣𝗼𝗼 𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗱 cleans your yard so you can clear your mind.

More wins, less waste. That’s how you win.

Stop wasting energy on p**p—let 𝗣𝗼𝗼 𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗱 handle it. Book your service now!

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08/06/2025

💩 Did you know? The average dog produces up to 275 pounds of p**p every year.
That’s not just gross—it’s a real health hazard!

Dog waste can carry dangerous bacteria and parasites that linger in your yard and even seep into local water systems.
It’s not fertilizer—it’s a biohazard.

😬 Tired of scooping?
📞 Call Poo Squad and let us handle the dirty work—so you don’t have to!

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08/04/2025

Play time should come with tail wags, not p**p piles.
Let your dog run free and leave the dirty work to us.

✅ Clean yard
✅ Happy pup
✅ Zero 💩 stress

🎯 Play time without the mess?
📞 Call Poo Squad and let the good times roll (not the turds).

08/02/2025

📱 “How do you safely dispose of dog p**p?”
💬 Simple. You don’t. We do. 💩

If picking up p**p isn’t your calling—literally or spiritually—call the Poo Squad.

✅ Fast
✅ Sanitary
✅ Your yard stays clean
✅ Your neighbors stop judging you

📞 Ready to quit the 💩 job? Call 𝗣𝗼𝗼 𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗱—we’ll handle the dirty work.

**pProblemSolved

07/31/2025

Rakes, bags, and p**p—oh my! 😬

𝗣𝗼𝗼 𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗱 is here to save you from the never-ending yard chore. No more bending over with a rake and bag, just a clean, p**p-free yard. 🧼✨

Let us handle the mess while you enjoy the rest! 🎉

📩 Slide into our DMs, and let’s make your yard spotless.

07/30/2025

Dogs eat p**p for a reason.
This is how you stop it → https://www.poosquad.com/why-is-my-dog-eating-p**p/

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Worried your dog is eating p**p? Discover real reasons, medical, behavioral, instinctual, and proven ways to stop it from Poo Squad pros.

07/29/2025

𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗹 𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗸:
Being a pet owner comes with so many rewards, but picking up dog p**p is one of those chores that’s just… well, less rewarding.

It’s like cleaning up laundry—it has to be done, but it’s not exactly on your list of fun activities. 😬

No worries, though! Let 𝗣𝗼𝗼 𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗱 do the dirty work while you focus on the fun stuff—like playing with your dog and enjoying a clean yard.

📩 Reach out to us and we’ll scoop the mess away!

07/28/2025

Your dog’s p*e is wrecking your yard.
Fix it before it spreads → https://www.poosquad.com/dog-p*e-killing-grass/

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Dog p*e turning your lawn yellow? Learn the real cause, ditch the myths, and get proven tips to prevent damage, plus repair advice from Poo Squad pros

07/27/2025

P**p scooping? We’ve got that covered, not you!

You’ve got better things to do—like relaxing, enjoying the outdoors, or playing with your dog. 😅

Let 𝗣𝗼𝗼 𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗱 handle the mess.
You just kick back and enjoy the clean yard.

🧼 Fresh yard.
😌 Relaxed you.
🐾 Happy pup.

📩 Slide into our DMs.
We’ll do the dirty work—so you can relax! 😎

07/26/2025

Stepped in it?
Here’s how to get dog p**p off your shoes — fast → https://www.poosquad.com/how-to-clean-dog-p**p-off-shoes/

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Step in dog p**p? Learn how to clean it off shoes fast, no smell, no stains. Pro tips for mesh, suede, Crocs & more. Trusted by Poo Squad pros.

07/25/2025

Your dog’s living the good life—snacks, naps, and bathroom breaks in your yard like it’s a 5-star resort.
But when the “souvenirs” start piling up… it’s not so glamorous anymore. 😅

Don’t worry—we’ve got you.
We roll in, scoop the p**p, and boom—your yard’s back to “safe to walk barefoot” status. 🧼🌱

No more stinky surprises.
No more ninja-stepping around turds.
Just a clean yard and a happy pup.

📩 Hit us up!
Because the only thing you should be picking up is your dog… for belly rubs.

07/24/2025

Tell me you have great customers, without saying you have great customers. Thank you for the awesome socks from one of our fantastic customers! Will wear these socks at least once a week.

07/24/2025

Your dog’s p**p is talking.
Here’s what it’s saying about their health → https://www.poosquad.com/dog-p**p-meaning-what-your-dogs-p**p-says-about-health/

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Wondering what your dog’s p**p means? Learn how color, texture, and content reveal health issues, plus when to relax and when to call the vet.

07/23/2025

Your dog’s already got the shades on, living the dream. Let’s keep it that way.

You kick back, sip your drink, and let 𝗣𝗼𝗼 𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗱 handle the p**p. We’ll scoop, you’ll snooze.

Your dog’s too cool to deal with mess—and so are you.

📩 DM us now. Your dog’s too busy chilling to scoop. You’re not picking up that p**p, and neither is your dog—let’s make life easier.

07/21/2025

Relax. Cuddle Your Dog, Let 𝗣𝗼𝗼 𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗱 Handle the Scooping.

✅ Stop pretending to “not see” that pile in the yard
✅ No more awkward p**p-scooping dance moves
✅ Enjoy your pup’s cuteness, not the stench
✅ Yard so clean, even the neighbors will be jealous

DM us or book online now to keep your yard clean and safe!

**pFreeLife