10/02/2025
☠️🏴☠️ Avast, ye landlubbers! 🏴☠️☠️
Time to pillage, plunder, and raise the sails!!! Our ship’s been boarded by a brand-new crew of wee pirates! The little buccaneers, corsairs, marauders, and sea scoundrels have landed safely in port, loud enough to wake Davy Jones himself.
The proud dam be circlin’ her treasure chest like a watchful sea witch, hoverin’ o’er her loot and guardin’ ‘em like the crown jewels of the seven seas.
Now, feast yer eyes upon the new crew o’ this cursed vessel:
🖤 Albatross – Blk/Red, male, 9oz**
🩶 Scuttle – Harlequin, female, 11.5oz
💜 Hurra – Blk/Red, female, 1lb
❤️ Marina “Sea Maiden” – Harlequin, female, 14oz
💙 Captain Jack – Harlequin, male, 15oz
🌸 Corsair – Harlequin, female, 13oz
💛 Calypso – Blk/Red, female, 15.5oz
🧡 Scylla (Sil-la)– Harlequin, female, 1lb
🌺 Pearl – Blk/Red, female, 14oz
🪻 Chantey (Shanty) – Blk/Red, female, 1lb 2oz
💚 Kraken – Harlequin, male, 1lb 3.5oz
**🖤 Albatross - This wee sailor spread his wings too soon an’ set course for calmer seas beyond the horizon. Though his time aboard was brief, he’ll forever be part o’ the crew, guidin’ us from the skies like the great bird he was named for. 🌊🕊️
So batten down yer hatches an’ mind the rum, fer these tiny marauders be ready to pillage yer hearts! Raise yer tankards 🍻 and give a hearty “ARRRGH!” to the newest sailors aboard this ship o’ mischief! ⚓🌊
📜 Captain’s Note:
Judge not the blurry scrolls o’ parchment (photos, aye) for the crew was weary, the lanterns burnin’ low, an’ all hands wanted nothin’ more than a bit o’ shuteye in the hammock. The important treasure be the wee pirates themselves. 💎⚜️
 ⚓ Special Thanks:
A hearty “yo-ho!” to me first mate, Ashleigh without her steady hands and sharp eye, this voyage would’ve been pure hellfire and high water. Grateful doesn’t begin to cover it. 🏴☠️❤️
📜🖋️ Applications be open, fer them brave enough to sign the ship’s log an’ embark on a perilous voyage …… yes that means applications are still being accepted!! 🫠
