The Adventures of Parker & River

03/27/2024

This Saturday!!!

03/17/2024

Hey local peeps! Reminder that my closing reception will be 2 weeks from today at Salon Midtown. Please stop by if you can!
Thank you Kyle Britt for the opportunity and thank you to Chris English at Tigermoth Creative for the headshot! 🙂

10/12/2023

If anyone is interested in the 2024 Parker and River calendar, please let me know, I am placing the order today. They are $22 (price includes shipping).

Parker and River, their nephew Pumpkin and I appreciate your support.

09/03/2023

Please share!

Conveniently located to Battleground, Lawndale & Cornwallis Drive. Private breakroom and bathroom. Call to view today!

01/17/2022

12/25/2021

Happy Holidays from the Irelands!

12/24/2021

Happy Holidays from River and Parker!

05/08/2021

Working the market today!

12/05/2020

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10/01/2020

PARKER & RIVER FANS - PRE ORDER ANNOUNCEMENT:
I am taking orders for the 2021 Adventures of Parker and River Calendar. It is a 12 month, 8.5x11 calendar. Many of you are familiar with their antics and the 2020 calendar did not include any of the commentary that you normally see with their pictures online. I didn't realize how popular that was and so after many requests, this calendar will feature those silly captions. The calendars are $17.99 plus tax and shipping. (If you are in Greensboro, I will deliver it to you and you can save on shipping).
I've also had many requests for a Parker and River book, so if a calendar isn't enough, I'm also taking pre-orders for the Adventures of Parker and River books, Volume One (their first year) and Volume Two (their second year). The books are 8x8 soft covers with 30 pages of silliness from these two clowns. Each book is $21.99 plus tax and shipping. (If you are in Greensboro, I will deliver it to you and you can save on shipping).
I will repost this a few times in the next week and plan to place a bulk order on October 9th, so if you are interested let me know. The boys say thanks in advance!