
09/25/2025
Fernando’s Official Statement 🦙
Excuse me, but I would like to clear the air.
Yes, I may have expressed myself strongly during “needle time,” but let’s be honest, who wouldn’t? Nobody enjoys surprise stabbings, no matter how much “love” she claims is behind them.
And another thing: could we please stop using that photo of me mid-spit? I have a reputation to uphold. I am majestic. I am Regal. I am Photogenic. I frolic gracefully in the sunshine and deserve to be represented accordingly.
So here’s a proper picture of me, looking every bit the dashing llama that I am.
Please remember me this way. NOT as the spitting, foaming, flailing “monthly maniac” she makes me out to be.
Sincerely,
Fernando (and my friend P***y the sheep).
(A very good boy, except when betrayed with syringes once a month)