10/21/2026
💕 ✨ SINGLE, FABULOUS & LOOKING FOR MY NEXT RELATIONSHIP ✨ 💕
💋 About Me: Roxy 14.2-3 hh Haflinger Mare, 2006 model
Mature woman seeking a confident, emotionally stable human who appreciates a little spice and knows how to set boundaries. I’ve been off the dating scene (and under saddle) for a while, so I’m a little rusty, but I’m getting back out there and ready to see what the future holds. 💅
My friends describe me as beautiful, opinionated, and drop dead fabulous. If you’ve ever dreamed of owning a Barbie Dream Horse, congratulations! Your delusions and my good looks are finally aligned. 🎀🦄
🌊 My idea of a perfect date:
💯Long walks on the beech (I’m a horse, obviously).
💯Trail rides with someone who appreciates the finer things in life.
💯A little low-level dressage to show off my natural elegance.
💯Being told I’m pretty. Frequently.
💯Having someone admire me from afar while I decide whether I feel like cooperating that day.
💖 What I’m looking for:
Someone who isn’t afraid of a mature woman. I have years of life experience, lots of opinions, and absolutely no interest in being micromanaged by someone who doesn’t know what they’re doing.
I need a partner who is kind but confident, consistent, and not a pushover. I may occasionally test your boundaries, but that’s just my way of making sure you’re actually qualified for this relationship. 😉
🐴 The Honest Dating History:
I’ve had a pretty extended hiatus from riding, so my skills and ground manners are a little rusty. I’m currently brushing up on my résumé and getting back into the swing of things. I’m a smooth ride and picking things back up, but I’m looking for someone patient enough to help me continue my education.
With the right person and a little more time under saddle, I could see myself pursuing a career in low-level dressage, trail riding, or possibly even leadline duties. I’m versatile. I contain multitudes.
✨ My Best Qualities:
100% sound.
No maintenance.
Easy keeper (I believe in enjoying the finer things in life, especially snacks).
Smooth ride.
Recently updated Coggins and vaccinations.
Barbie Dream Horse looks with a mature-woman personality.
Registration and transfer papers ready to go
🚩 Potential Red Flags:
I have opinions. Many of them.
I can be pushy if you let me.
I may require a refresher course in manners and under-saddle etiquette.
💕 My Ideal Match:
An experienced, confident human who appreciates a beautiful horse with personality, understands that relationships take work, and is willing to help me get back into my groove.
I’m not looking for a casual fling. I’m looking for my next forever human, my partner in crime, and someone who understands that being a mature woman simply means I know what I want.
Swipe right if you’re ready for a Barbie Dream Horse with a little spice, a little sass, and a whole lot of potential. 💋
📍 Located in Germantown, OH
💌 Message for more information, photos, and to arrange a date. Serious inquiries only. Must be able to handle a woman with opinions. 😂
💸 Price of date is low X,### starting with a 25.
