Rattopia NC

08/30/2022

These are 5th generation pet rats and have been handled by humans almost since birth. They like and trust humans, and are about 6 weeks old and fully weaned. There are 4 different color combinations: Black/White, Grey/White, Fawn (beige)/White, and Brown/White Markings: Hooded, Masked, Berkshire, and Solid Fur: Soft, Rex (curly fur/whiskers), and Double-Rex (naked) Ears: Regular and Dumbo

These are 5th generation pet rats and have been handled by humans almost since birth. They like and trust humans, and are about 6 weeks old and fully weaned. There are 4 different color combination…

08/07/2022

Rat joke of the day:

BOB: "What did the valentine from your rat say?"
BILL: "Would chew be mine?"

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08/06/2022

Rat joke of the day:

Q: What do you do if your rat's teeth fall out?
A: Get them ro-dentures.

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08/05/2022

Rat joke of the day:

Q: If your rat has a heart attack, what should you do until the paramedics arrive?
A: Mouse-to-Mouse resuscitation.

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08/04/2022

Rat joke of the day:

BOB: "Did you hear scientists recently cloned a rat?"
BILL: "Thank goodness. Maybe now we can finally end the rat shortage."

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08/03/2022

Rat joke of the day:

Q: What do you call a fat rat?
A: Enormouse.

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08/02/2022

Rat joke of the day:

Q: What do you get when you attack a 6-foot-tall rat?
A: Banned from Chuck-e-Cheese.

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08/01/2022

Rat joke of the day:

Q: How much ma*****na does it take to kill a rat?
A: About 20lbs, but it has to land directly on the rat.

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07/31/2022

Rat joke of the day:

Q: What do a rat and a cigarette have in common?
A: They're both harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.

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07/30/2022

Rat joke of the day:

Q: Why did the rat go to the eye doctor?
A: He was having problems with his rat-inas.

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07/29/2022

Rat joke of the day:

Q: How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Over 500, but we'll never know because we lost our funding.

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