06/14/2026
Breaking News from the Office…
Earlier today, our office was the victim of a very serious act of vandalism. Two entire rolls of toilet paper was destroyed beyond recognition, scattered from one end of the room to the other.
After a thorough investigation, we located the suspect at the scene. The culprit made no attempt to flee, showed absolutely no regret, and seemed quite pleased with the outcome of their work.
When questioned, the suspect remained silent, offered no explanation, and simply sat there with a smug grin as if to say, “What toilet paper?”
While we cannot condone this type of behavior, we have decided not to press charges due to the suspect’s overwhelming cuteness and lack of opposable thumbs.
Case closed… until the next roll of toilet paper mysteriously disappears. 😂🐾
