24/08/2025
Let’s be real—Rosie is a 4-month-old chaos goblin wrapped in sleek black fur. She’s got exactly two speeds: full-blown Olympic gymnast zoomies and then instant “hold me, I’m a baby” mode. She’ll wiggle her tail like she’s calculating the launch trajectory for a NASA mission, then—boom—triple backflip into thin air as if she’s a leopard taking down wildebeest. Spoiler: the wildebeest is usually your shoelace.
But don’t let the acrobatics distract you—this pint-sized troublemaker comes with a few fine print disclaimers:
She’s black. Yep. For reasons we’ll never understand, people tend to overlook black cats in shelters. Your loss, people. She’s basically the ninja of kittens—sleek, stylish, and impossible to catch once she starts zooming.
She’s FIV+. Translation: she has feline immunodeficiency virus. Sounds scarier than it is. It just means she needs to be an indoor cat and live her best bougie house-cat life. With good care, cats with FIV can live long, totally normal lives. (She’ll just tell her friends she’s “mysterious and low-key exotic.”)
She’s got a food allergy. Before you roll your eyes, yes, she’s that girl. She was itchy on a regular diet, so now she eats limited ingredient food like some kind of wellness influencer. It’s working great, but it means no random snacks, no sneaky treats, and definitely no sharing your pizza crust. If you cave, her skin will itch, and she’ll also roast you for being weak.
So, what you’re getting here is a hilarious little daredevil who doubles as a cuddle bug, wrapped in a gorgeous black coat, with a side of “special care required.” Rosie needs a human who’s willing to play goalie against the Treat Monster and keep her safe indoors. In return? You get a forever kitten who will keep you laughing, while also joining the club of people smart enough to know that black cats are pure magic. Stop by Monday to meet Rosie!
