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10/07/2025

We have crickets and Super Worms in stock

10/07/2025

Dad is Big Mad at me
I was serving feline fierceness in the garden like a leopard on a runway
when BOOM
birdie spotted
You know what Dad’s life was missing?
A spontaneous reminder of how truly amazing I am
So I catch it

I sashay inside, tail up like a royal banner, ego inflated like a parade balloon
I drop my masterpiece at Dad’s feet like I just gifted him a Picasso

And this man, this drama king
SCREAMS like I’ve lobbed a wasp nest onto his lap
Birdie, offended and confused, yeets itself into flight like it’s running from Dad’s dancing at a wedding
It’s Dad vs Birdie in the most uncoordinated dance battle of the decade

Birdie’s doing laps around the livingroom, It’s less “bird” and more caffeinated boomerang at this point
Dad’s flailing like a wacky inflatable tube man on fire
I’m just vibing, supervising my chaos like a proud stage Mum

Then SPLAT

Birdie drops a gift straight on Dad’s head
He whips around, covered in karma goo, and shrieks “WILLOW THIS IS YOUR FAULT!”
Um I’m sorry?
I brought you performing art, you brought the drama 🙄
He’s glaring at me like I invented chaos itself, still dripping
Then enters Mum, cape practically billowing, launches that window open like an Avengers move
and WHOOSH
birdie exits stage left
Devastating Truly
Hahaha

09/23/2025

Smart farmer...

So I roll into this farm in North Dakota to deliver a grain bagger. Place is massive. Roads everywhere. Houses, barns, shops... basically a whole city but with tractors instead of traffic lights. I call the farmer and say, “Hey, I’m at your main entrance but I got no idea where the hell to go.”

Farmer goes, “Oh crap, you’re here already. I’m busy, so I’ll send my dog.”

Me: “...your dog??”
Farmer: “Yes sir. He’ll bring you right to the shop.”

Couple minutes later this dog comes flying out of nowhere, pulls up to my driver’s side door barking his head off. I roll the window down like, “Alright Lassie, what is it? Timmy in the well again?” Dog barks once, turns, and bolts down the road. Every hundred feet he looks back, barks, then keeps going.

So now I’m in a semi truck following a farm dog through a maze of barns and dirt roads like it’s the world’s most redneck GPS. Left turn. Right turn. Zigzag through a field. At this point I’m wondering if he actually knows where we’re going or if I’m about to end up abandoned in some cornfield with Scooby Doo laughing his ass off.

Sure enough, boom... there’s the farmer with his tractor. Dog trots over like, “Mission complete.” Farmer hands me a dog treat and says, “Give that to him. Thank him for bringing you.”

Apparently this happens all the time. Guy just sends his dog to fetch truckers and lead them to whichever shop he wants.

Best damn day of my week. Also... if your farm dog isn’t trained to guide semis like a four-legged Uber driver, are you even farming?

And as always this post is proudly sponsored by

Ruff GPS — because screw Garmin, just bark louder

E-I-E-I-O Taxi Service — now offering left turns, right turns, and the occasional cornfield detour

Bark Directions — “recalculating route” means the squirrel ran by

09/16/2025

We have crickets and Super Worms now

09/16/2025

Must have made a run for the border....

Chihuahua Joins Wolf Pack Caught on Camera

In Ely, Minnesota, locals were used to a scrappy stray chihuahua roaming the streets. Despite his size, he carried himself like he owned the town—friendly, but fearless. Then one day, after more than a year of sightings, he suddenly disappeared. With wolves moving closer to town, many assumed he’d been eaten.

But a month later, a farmer’s trail camera revealed the truth. The missing chihuahua wasn’t gone—he was trotting confidently with a wolf pack. When a wolf expert was asked how this was possible, he laughed and said, “I’ve met many wolves and a few Chihuahuas, and I was always more scared of the Chihuahuas”

09/13/2025

well now I know where the term "hen party" came from 😂😂😂

"Someone told me chickens enjoy mirrors, so I decided to try it on my flock. Within minutes, they gathered around like it was the hottest gossip spot in town. One by one, they stepped up, stared deeply at their reflections, and seemed genuinely impressed. Now they take turns like they’re in a beauty salon, mirror time has officially become the new coop ritual."

09/12/2025

09/12/2025

Oh my goodness. I just can't.....

Man’s Cat Helps a Little Too Much.
A man’s cat would often bring him little “gifts,” like most cats do birds, mice, whatever it managed to hunt around their small neighborhood. The man never encouraged it, always tossing the offerings out, but he figured it was just his cat’s way of saying thank you.

But one week, things went a little too far.
The man was a simple cook. He’d make spaghetti, soup, stews always leaving his pot on the stove to heat while finishing his nightly routine. Yet three nights in a row, when he came back to stir the food, he found something waiting for him: a dead animal dropped right in the pot.

At first, he thought it was some strange prank, maybe even rats sneaking in. One night he tried staying up late to catch whatever was happening, but nothing came. Finally, he set up a camera. What he saw left him speechless.

It was his cat. Somehow, the cat had figured out the routine that the man always cooked in that pot, that food came from there. And in the cat’s mind, if the man wouldn’t eat the gifts left at the doorstep, maybe he would eat them if they were “cooked.”

The footage showed the cat proudly carrying its latest catch, leaping up to the stove, and dropping it right into the simmering pot, certain it was finally helping its owner. To the cat, it wasn’t a prank at all it was an act of love.

09/09/2025

We have Crickets on stock

08/29/2025

We now have pet cots in stock

08/26/2025

We have crickets and Super Worms in stocks