11/13/2026
❄️ WINTER HOLDS BEGIN SOON! ❄️
Next week is my last week of shipping until spring, so take advantage of winter holds and use them to your advantage!
Any animal purchase over $199 qualifies for a FREE winter hold until spring! Extended payment plans are also available for higher-end animals.
Now, let's talk about the benefits...
Did your spouse tell you no more reptiles? Buy now! By the time spring rolls around and your new addition arrives, they'll probably have forgotten all about that conversation.
And even if they're still mad, you'll have a new pet (or two) to hang out with until they get over it!
Or better yet, don't tell them at all. When the animal arrives, just casually say, "Oh, this one? I must have bought this last year..." 🤔
Maybe they'll believe you. Maybe they won't. Either way, that's between you and your household.
And for the record, I will neither confirm nor deny any purchases if questioned by your spouse. I have a reputation to maintain.
Secure the animal you've been wanting now, let me keep it safe through the winter, and welcome your new addition when spring weather allows shipping to resume.
Parker Reptiles: Quality captive bred reptiles produced by me.
Your secret is safe with me. 😉
