09/20/2022
Welcome to Butt Scratcher Ranch!
Home to a plethera of animals that love to have their butts scratched.
4 cats. Sara, Elvira, Greyson & Harold J. Doodlemyer (aka Harry)
3 Horses. Tristan, Lily & Sugar
3 Bi***es. Sandy, Keira & Alice
1 Turkey. Sassifrass (aka Sassy)
1 Bunny Rabbit. Ruben
1 Alpaca. Stewart (Stewie) does NOT like his butt scratched. He's kind of a dick.
2 Roosters 2 Hens. Casper, Heather, Jackson & Munster. ALSO....Do not like their butts scratched.
1 Gecko. Frankie.