08/10/2026
US: Good morning Laurel! We are here right on time. What did you want to talk to us about?
Laurel: What? Right to business? No time for a quick cuddle first?
US: So sorry! Of course there’s time for a cuddle. (Gives Laurel some love). It’s just that it’s Monday and there’s a lot to do and you sounded like you had something pretty important to tell us.
Laurel: (Snuggles into her bed, purring while we pet her) Ummmm, yeah that’s the spot. (Laurel gives herself a little shake.) That was nice. But let’s get to business. Time is awasting. So, you know that we are in the middle of kitten season, right?
US: Yes, we do.
Laurel: And that’s cool. I mean my kittens are hopefully gonna get adopted this weekend. And it’s always nice to hear that all the kittens are finding homes. But where does it leave us adults?
US: We’ve been having adult adoptions every week too. Torie went home last week and a couple of the newer cats.
Laurel: I know. And I was super happy for Torie. She was a nice quiet girl. She never got up in my grill. I’m always happy to see the cats get adopted. But you know, what’s been happening is eight or 10 kittens will get adopted and one or two adults- usually the youngest adults. So I was thinking….
US: Yes?
Laurel: Well, a month or so ago you had an adult cat night. People didn’t have to make appointments they just needed an approved application. They came in and a whole bunch of cats went home, including some of the cats who’ve been waiting a little while. It was great! So I was thinking what if you guys did that again?
US: Not a bad idea, Laurel. I mean, we would have to check with the placement team to see if it would work…
Laurel: I already asked Janette and Dory. They’re on board. And I talked it over with all the cats and they are pretty excited about it. All we need is you to post something so the people know to get their applications in and make plans to come.
US: it sounds like you got it all figured out. Very organized.
Laurel: Not to blow my own horn. But when I was in my foster home, I helped a lot with working from home. So I am an experienced admin. Not so good with spreadsheets. But I can run a project like nobody’s business.
US: Good to know. Is there anything else we need to know about the adult cat adoption night since you seem to have worked out all the details for us
Laurel: It is this Thursday (August 13) from 5:30-7:30. No appointment necessary. You will need an approved application though so people should get them in ASAP. Lots of super nice adult cats. Including some new ones who aren’t even on the website yet and some folks like me who’ve been waiting. I think that’s it.
US: Okay. Got it. Anything you want us to tell the people about you?
Laurel: hmmm. I don’t like other cats. But I love laps. And I’m very organized and would love to help you work from home. I can sit on your lap whenever you have a zoom meeting. People love that. Or I can just hang out and let you know what a good job you’re doing. I won’t do Excel. That stuff is crazy. Other than that, I’m a pretty good assistant.
US: To be honest, your filing isn’t very good.
Laurel: Hey, I’m a cat. You gotta be realistic. I mean how are your mouse catching skills, lady?
US: Good point.
Laurel: Alright. Meeting adjourned. You have your instructions. Now, a little more petting before you go post something?
US: Absolutely! (Cuddles ensue).
To be honest we are a little afraid of Laurel when she’s in bossy admin mode. So here are the details you need to know.
ADULT CAT ADOPTION NIGHT
THURSDAY AUGUST 13
5:30-7:30
Protectors of Animals
144 Main Street, East Hartford
NO APPOINTMENT NEEDED
APPROVED APPLICATION REQUIRED
Our application can be found on our website. (Link in comments.) And if you are not looking to adopt right now, Laurel and all of the other cats would greatly appreciate you spreading the word! Hope to see you there!