Turd Burglars, LLC

09/19/2025

🎶 they see me rollin’, they hatin’, patrolling and tryna catch me ridin’ turdy 🎶

09/19/2025

Go find a new friend and then reach out! We’re in Elgin every Wednesday and have specials for adopted doggos!

We are at max capacity! Come out this weekend and take home a new best friend!

09/17/2025

We’re softies for Bull Terriers 🤎🐾

Ragnar says haaaaaayyyy!

09/13/2025

UPDATE: 137,736 steps between Megan and I both! Tom, check your replies! You win!! 🐾🐾

We haven’t given away public monies in awhile…. so…

Wanna play a game? 😈

We’ve been tracking our steps all week. Tuesday-Saturday.

Guess how many steps, total; closest to the amount wins $100 cash monies!

I’ll give you a hint, definitely 6-7 digits and over 10k — 203 yards completed this week; we service Elgin, Deyo, and Lawtonka residential yards—they’re big

09/12/2025

Hey friends!

There is a very sweet babe that is roaming Airport and Lee, Gore from Airport to Crater Creek.

She has no chip, no tag on her leather collar. Pretty skinny and some skin wounds that need attention. She is being fed and watered by homes nearby.

Is there anyone available to foster or open their home? We will help cover vet care and not add her to your monthly scooping bill. 🤎

09/11/2025

💩🐾 Why We Do What We Do 🐾💩

There was a post in the Grapevine asking about pet waste removal, and so many of you tagged us; we can’t thank you enough for always recommending us. However, we also noticed a few comments about our prices being “too low” or “not worth it.”

We want to be clear: our prices aren’t a reflection of the quality of our work, they’re a reflection of our mission.

For over 3 years, we’ve kept our prices the same while:
✅ Covering two business truck payments, a professional website, marketing, and ongoing behind the scenes costs.
✅ Donating every month to local animal organizations (and trust me, they’re not $25 checks)
✅ Building trust with more than 200 clients across our community.
✅ And most importantly, we don’t take a paycheck. Every single dollar we bring in goes right back out into this community.

We’re not here to get rich. We’re here because we love dogs, we love our community, and we believe every babe deserves a clean, safe yard to play in. 🤎🐾

09/11/2025

Babes! 🤎🐾

09/10/2025

Come eat spaghetti with us and support a GREAT cause!

Thank you, Turd Burglars, LLC , Digging it Professional Dog Training and Narez Vineyard for sponsoring this event!

09/06/2025

Today!!! Go pick up your new babe and then call us!

09/06/2025

Just cow-laborating with the locals 🤪

09/04/2025

Sanitizing and deodorizing just got a whole lot easier! 🐾

09/02/2025

The only kinda streak we want is a 3-year winning one!

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