02/25/2026
Hey friends! Let’s 🌮 about it!
Turd Burglars is a 2-person team.
We personally handle every yard, every Facebook message, text message, phone call and scheduling.
• Please allow up to 24 hours for responses.
• Initial/One-time cleanups commonly book 1–2 weeks out and are only done on Saturday.
• Recurring clients will always receive priority scheduling/rescheduling.
We currently service 250 yards per week, and we are incredibly grateful for the support from this community.
If we are not able to accommodate your preferred timeline, we completely understand and respect that, but we will never rush service or overbook just to “fit one more in.”
Quality > Quantity. Every time.
Thank you to our loyal clients who understand how small businesses operate and continue to trust us with their yards. 💩🐾
