08/21/2026
🚨 MEET BOJANGLES… AKA BO. 🚨
Bo is a 5-year-old Mini Doodle who has been coming to us for a couple of years now, and in that time he has developed some VERY specific opinions about the grooming experience. 😂
And by “specific opinions,” we mean:
❌ Nobody touches Bo.
❌ Nobody attempts to negotiate with Bo.
❌ Nobody even looks at Bo like they’re thinking about touching him.
✅ The salon owner touches Bo.
At this point, Bo has his own GROOMING TERMS & CONDITIONS.
His #1 rule?
The salon owner must be the ONLY acceptable human.
From the moment Bo walks through the door until the moment he leaves, I am apparently his assigned personal groomer, emotional support human, designated negotiator, AND private chauffeur. 😂
Bath? Me.
Dryer? Me.
Brushing? Me.
Grooming? Obviously me.
Existing within a 10-foot radius of him? Apparently also me.
Nobody else is approved for bath time.
Nobody else is approved for drying.
Nobody else is approved for brushing.
And grooming? Don’t even think about it. 😂
So while the rest of us go about our day, Bo gets the VIP treatment of having the OWNER personally assigned to his entire grooming experience.
And honestly, after a couple years of this, we’ve stopped questioning it.
Bo has made his choice.
I am his person.
And apparently, I work for him now. 😂
At this point, I don’t know if I’m Bo’s groomer or if Bo is actually my boss.
He may be 5 years old, but he has the confidence of a 15-year salon veteran and the demands of a CEO.
Bo doesn’t get groomed.
Bo gets a private, owner-operated grooming experience.
And yes… he has unionized. 😂
We love you, Bojangles. ❤️🐾🎀
