Dookie Ninjas

01/10/2026

🚨 EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

Your dog did that thing again.
You sighed.
You looked away.
You pretended you didn’t see it.

✨ Enter: DOOKIE NINJAS. ✨
We sneak in.
We scoop the shame.
We disappear like it never happened.
No judgment.
No gagging (okay… minimal).
Just a cleaner yard and your dignity restored.
🥷💩

👉 Tag the friend who “forgets” to scoop
👉 Share if your lawn has seen things

Weekly, Bi-weekly and Monthly services available!
Call us at 302-484-1424 or send us a message!
Additional information can be found at dookieninjas.com


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12/13/2025

You bought that house for the outdoor living. You dreamed of barefoot mornings. ☀️ Instead, you step outside and it’s a game of “Will I Step in Sh*t Today?”
🔥 Spoiler: You will. Unless we intervene. Dookie Ninjas—turning landmines into lounging zones since forever.


Currently scooping the Kent County Delaware area!
Weekly, Bi-weekly and Monthly services available!
Call us at 302-484-1424 or send us a message!
Additional information can be found at dookieninjas.com

11/10/2025

09/10/2025

Be honest… who really scoops the p**p at your house? Tag them so they feel seen 😂

09/09/2025

Pro Tip: Keep p**p off your lawn by scooping regularly! Even 10 minutes a week keeps your grass green. 🌱

09/08/2025

How many piles do you think your dog leaves in a week? Closest guess wins bragging rights! Guess below 👇
We won't know if you're exaggerating. (unless you hire us 😉)

09/06/2025

⚠️ PSA: If your backyard smells like the Porta-Potty at Firefly Festival… it’s time to call the Dookie Ninjas. 🥷💩
We’ll handle the 💩. You handle literally anything else.

Currently scooping the Kent County Delaware area!
Weekly, Bi-weekly and Monthly services available!
Call us at 302-484-1424 or send us a message!
Additional information can be found at dookieninjas.com

08/30/2025

🌞 Saturday Morning Motivation 🌞
Don’t give up on your goals. Don’t give up on your dreams. 💪
But scooping p**p? Yeah… quit that immediately and call the Dookie Ninjas. 🥷💩
Because your weekend should smell like coffee ☕ and fresh-cut grass 🌱—not dog doo.

Currently scooping the Kent County Delaware area!
Weekly, Bi-weekly and Monthly services available!
Call us at 302-484-1424 or send us a message!
Additional information can be found at dookieninjas.com

08/23/2025

📚✏️ School’s back in session… and so is your yard duty!
Good news: Dookie Ninjas has perfect attendance when it comes to cleaning up the 💩.
Let the kids focus on homework — we’ll handle the yard work. 🐾
✅ Sanitary
✅ Stress-free
✅ Straight-A service
Book your cleanup today and give your lawn a fresh start for the school year! 🍎

Currently scooping the Kent County Delaware area!
Weekly, Bi-weekly and Monthly services available!
Call us at 302-484-1424 or send us a message!
Additional information can be found at dookieninjas.com

08/09/2025

🍷You planned the perfect romantic evening…Until your date stepped in a steamer on the way to the patio. 😬Now her heels smell like betrayal. 👠💩
Don’t let dookie destroy your chances.Call the pros trained in discreet poo extraction and love life preservation.
💘 Dookie Ninjas: Saving relationships one turd at a time.

Weekly, Bi-weekly and Monthly services available!
Call us at 302-484-1424 or send us a message!
Additional information can be found at dookieninjas.com