03/11/2021
PUPPY INQUIRY
A few things you may NOT want to do when asking a breeder if they have any available Pomeranian puppies.
1. Don’t call the Pomeranian breeder at 1 am or 3 am and expect them to be nice. They tend to wake up grumpy at that time of the morning because they are finally getting a little shut eye.
2. Don’t inquire while eating or using the bathroom. Chew, swallow, or flush before you dial, please.
3. Don’t have your children call. If you are too busy to inquire yourself, then you are too busy to care for a puppy.
4. When the Pomeranian breeder says “hello”, don’t let your very first words be “How much are your puppies?” Oh, and it’s polite to say “thank you” or “goodbye” before hanging up the phone. The thoughtful texts that read “?$$?” shows how much time and effort you put into searching for a quality Pomeranian puppy.
5. Don’t begin your inquiry with a laundry list. “ Hi! I want a tiny female that won’t get over two pounds, with dark coloring, a full tail, baby doll face, small ears, house trained, all shots, with full breeding rights and a wardrobe.” No problem! She can also speak 6 languages, pull a minivan up a hill with her teeth, and she never leaves the lid up in the bathroom.
6. Don’t be rude if you don’t like the prices. Would you work 10-12 weeks straight, without a day off, for a couple of hundred dollars? No? Then don’t expect the Pomeranian breeder to either. The breeder doesn't need to hear how rich they must be. Rich people aren’t on their knees scrubbing up doggie poo. They are usually out on their yacht, wearing sequins and heels, having a hot Saturday night dinner date.
7. Research the cost of a quality Pomeranian from a quality reputable breeder who does health testing. You wouldn't walk into a Ferrari dealership and be shocked at the prices of the cars. We love hearing about the breeder that sells $300 puppies. Then go buy that $300 puppy. Do your research, understand what quality looks like!
8. Don’t say how you wish you had a job where “you get to stay home and play with puppies all day long.” You’re right! The breeder does play with puppies all day long on the days when the magic poo 💩 cleaning fairy 🧚♀️ flies over to their house.
8. Don’t say you need a Pomeranian puppy today. Even the good Lord needed a week to create the earth!
10. Don’t text to be put on a waitlist without so much as giving your name and then get mad when you aren't on the waitlist. A breeder's psychic abilities just aren’t what they use to be.
Thank you for taking a minute to read this vent. You may now call with inquiries.😊
*this was a borrowed post from a fb friend.
