03/11/2024
Clyde’s Great Mayor Challenge! - It’s on like Donkey Kong!
Heehaw everyone! Today I am proud to announce my Great Mayor Challenge! to all the candidates and their supporters in the Mayor of Divide race. We have about three weeks left in the election. The candidates are doing great but here is the challenge!
In 2022, I received 5,635 votes for mayor. I really think there were about 20 million people that voted for me, not to mention 4,000 donkeys, 10,000 horses, 600,000 dogs and many more cats. Somehow that got boiled down to 5,635 votes. My challenge to you candidates and your supporters: If any candidate receives more votes than I did in 2022, I will personally make an additional contribution of 500 carrots (oops, I’m supposed to say dollars) to the winning candidate! That’s right 500 carr…um…dollars to the winning candidate that beats my vote count from 2022.
Call your mom, call your dad, call your nieces, nephews, aunts, uncles and cousins. How about that friend you haven’t spoken to in years! Tell them how you need their support. Tell them about all the animals they will help. Drop a bunch of fliers from a plane! How about one of those planes that pulls the big banners? Call up the news stations and tell them why they need your candidate on their show! However you do it, let’s ramp this thing up and get more votes!
I know you can do it! Heehaw!!! Vote today at www.tcrascolorado.org
Heehaw! Heehaw! Heehaw!
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