06/06/2026
Due to an excessive treat budget, Loki had to pick up a part-time job at Walmart.
His first shift lasted all of 12 minutes before he accepted payment in Milk Bones, inspected every customer’s cart for snacks, and took a nap on a dog bed in Pet Supplies.
Needless to say, he’s no longer allowed near the rotisserie chickens or well the deli in general.
What’s the funniest job your dog would have and how would they mess it up?