Crazy Cluckers Poultry Farm and Goats

09/01/2025

My fall inventory is rolling out soon! Let’s get this stuff GONE!

09/01/2025

Yup!

When you work in rescue and someone responds saying they are looking to adopt an Anatolian for $200 and it MUST be:

Safe with ALL poultry
Safe with baby goats, does and bucks
Safe with newborn piglets
Shake hands with all good strangers
Threaten all bad strangers
Not kill the resident woodchuck
Not kill the stray neighborhood cat
Harvest wool and even knit mittens in their spare time
They must KNOW the difference between skunk and chuck.
Babysit their children and even change a diaper here and there.
Not eat the FedEx guy
Put baby birds back in their nests
Repair fallen down fences
Only chew designated chew toys
Be Grandmas stability dog
Be BIDDABLE
1000% perfect recall
Pick the kids up from school when needed.

AND I probably left something off the list.

From now on I am just gonna toss on this T shirt, take a pic and hit send. NOT A DAMN WORD.

If you’d like to join the movement…link is below 🙂

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08/30/2025

Tis the season for bucks in rut! It’s a smell like no other. It clings to your hair, your clothes, the air. Make sure you’re prepared to handle the malodorous aroma before you decide you want to breed goats!

08/30/2025

08/21/2025

Medicinal Honey. What’s in this concoction? Everything but the kitchen sink! Everything (except the local raw honey) was grown right here on the farm. This sweet medicine is jam packed with the most soothing, anti-viral, anti-microbial, immune boosting ingredients that God Himself gave to us. 💪 🌿 🪴 🌼 🌞

08/14/2025

Facts!

08/14/2025

Always safe 💪

08/10/2025

Best security system ever!

Today’s the big day folks! Pups are 49 days of age and that means it’s the day for their Volhard’s Puppy Aptitude Test to be done! I’ll be going over the results tonight and letting customers know which pup will be theirs! I still have a couple open spots left in this litter so if you’re on the fence about upgrading to this amazing security system for your livestock, let me know and we can chat about it.

08/07/2025