08/24/2025
The Cat's Lair Rules:
1. No children are permitted on the premises.
2. We expect all guests to treat one another and our property with respect.
3. Smoking is not allowed indoors; however, va**ng is permissible.
4. All events and conversations that take place here are considered confidential.
5. Please do not drive under the influence; alternative accommodations are available.
6. Under no circumstances should the cats be allowed to exit the premises, regardless of their solicitations.
7. Prior approval is required before inviting additional guests to ensure compatibility with our community.
8. Our bedroom is strictly off-limits due to Trash E Cat's incompatibility with her feline siblings; entry is prohibited.
9. Any food that has been left out is considered fair game and is available for consumption.
