05/24/2026
🌊🐾 Beach Day Update:
Before we left, Mom said, “Please make some friends and stop being so shy.”
Excuse me, Mom. By the end of the day I had made 6 new friends, networked across multiple beach districts, and established several important sniffing partnerships. (All in our Stories)
I played in the waves, chased random zoomies, ate enough sand to qualify as a small dune, and drank enough salt water to convince myself I was part fish. 🌊🐟
Meanwhile, Kobe was operating an entirely different agenda.
While I was socializing, Kobe was going tent to tent kissing babies and shaking paws like he was running for Mayor of Huntington Beach. Every family got a personal appearance. Every cooler got a thorough inspection. Every picnic received his official approval.
And then there was Ollie.
Ollie appointed himself Vice Mayor of Food & Treat Affairs, campaigning on a platform of:
🍖 More treats.
🌭 More dropped hot dogs.
🧀 Universal cheese access.
Somehow they both received overwhelming support from the public.
The only thing Mom got was three wet dogs, six pounds of sand in the car, and a campaign team that refuses to stop asking for snacks.
🐾😂🌊🏖️