HellHound Treats

08/16/2025

Our Nameless Prince approves of the Ostrich Trachea!

Come see us at Voodoo Brewing Co. - Erie Pub today and Sunday!

Leave your stupid, stankin, no good, trickster children at home!

08/16/2025

We found a beetle in one of our ostrich legs!!! Ahhh!

Unfortunately with natural products that are completely chemical free and untreated.... This can happen. If you ever find anything like this in our product, reach out.

That said, this is a first time occurrence for us. I'd assume it was due to one of your stupid children!

Ha.

-Mediocre Management.

08/15/2025

Our little rescue would like to thank everyone that stopped to interact. He's exhausted.

That said.... He doesn't like your children either!

Thank you Erie for all of your love and support. Purchasing our treats makes it possible for us to always say yes when one of these little guys are in need.

If you haven't yet, go cast your vote to name him. It isn't that we care about your opinion.... It's that I'm lazy.

Like your kids.

-Whatever management typed this.

P.S. our little dude is packing ... Don't let your girl see this. (Or dude. Or cat. We don't judge.... Unless it's a child. Probably sounded differently in my head).

08/15/2025

08/15/2025

Stop by and see us this weekend for Celebrate Erie! We'll be in front of Voodoo Brewing Co. - Erie Pub! Bring your furry hellions and leave the kids at home! Not because they can't consume alcohol, but because we don't like them. Frankly, we don't like you either, but we love your pets. 🙃

07/12/2025

Today we got to me "Poppi". What a sweet pup. While we were out shopping her wonderful owner found us and got her some goodies for the road. Looks like she hit the jackpot! At only 7 months old, this little one has great taste!!!

Tonight we will be at voodoo brewery in Erie.

See you all there.

Don't bring your kids. Leave them at home unattended or on the side of the road. Either way.

🖤🖤🖤

07/07/2025

Keep your eyes peeled ladies and gentlemen! We may be expanding into Washington State!

06/15/2025

I got over 50 reactions on my posts last week! Thanks everyone for your support! 🎉

06/15/2025

Corry, thank you so much for all of your support. Because SO many of you made purchases at our stand we were able to donate a MASSIVE amount of items to "Erie Animal Network".

The more you buy, the more we give. Thank you so much.

Thank you for being patient with our newest helper, she's still VERY much learning the ropes.

To all of the children that were struck with stones.... Come on back any time. We will give you something to cry about!

To all of the pets that we met, INCLUDING THE RAT! We love you all and we hope we see you again.

To the all stars that made huge purchases, and the casual single bag buyers.... Without each and every one of you.... This would be nothing. We.... Would be nothing.

Thank you all, we love each and every one of you!

But not your children.

11/28/2024

Happy holidays to all of you and your loved ones. Please tell your pets that we love them.

11/17/2024

After much deliberation, the great judge Yama has made his decisions!

Haderpy Derpiest Pet: Mr. Branch Small
Very Mostest Cutest Pet: Bella Jacob Naomi
Bestest Unique Pet Name: El Chapo Olivia Carlson
Super Spookiest Pet: Piper Lowe

And since we didn't actually get any Perfect Pooping Portrait entries, the great judge Yama has deemed all other participants "Perfect Poopers!" Amanda Hull Ashley Danielle Nancy Pyle Brooke Newell Cheyenne Derby Grace Seekings Bean Sarah Yokom Daniel Rogers Jr. Malliard

Please reach out to us with your address so we can get you your prizes! (If you weren't able to be tagged we'll send you a message shortly.) If you're local we will drop them off to you, if not, we'll get them mailed out!

Thanks to everyone who participated! We loved all your fur babies too much to choose which is why we left it up to Yama!
And remember, you're all perfect poopers in his eyes! 😉