05/14/2026
Minion is officially our longest resident now and as you can see from his intake photo, he would actually rather be anywhere else on earth.
Don’t let the death glare fool you though… once he’s out of the kennel, he’s actually a sweet little dude. Tiny black ball of chaos. Surprisingly fun-sized.
Minion is around 1 year old and 32 lbs, and according to the highly advanced, definitely accurate breed scanner app on my phone, he’s a Labrador Retriever.
…and honestly?
I kinda see it.
He small. But he can pass.
Now is he photogenic? Absolutely not. Half the time he’s looking away, blinking, moving at the speed of light, or appearing like a mysterious figure caught on a security camera at 3 AM.
The camera does NOT understand his tiny little body shape. Half the time he looks like my sleep paralysis demon wearing a dog costume… which honestly tracks because at this point I’m so emotionally drained my sleep paralysis demon has become a dog.
Bro leaves us with absolutely nothing to work with but we are trying our best here. 😭
Unfortunately, while everyone argues in the comments of code red posts, Minion quietly became our longest resident in the background.
And no, this is NOT another code red. We are trying to prevent reaching that point by getting him out before that happens.
That’s the entire point of these posts.
These dogs are not posted over and over because we enjoy emotionally sabotaging ourselves at 11 PM on a Tuesday. They’re posted because when dogs sit for months and intake keeps climbing, eventually long-stay dogs become at risk.
And unfortunately Minion has reached that point simply because people keep scrolling past him.
Which is honestly insane because once you get him out of the kennel, he’s actually a funny little guy. Awkward. Slightly haunted looking. Built like someone tried to draw a lab from memory. But sweet.
Half the time he looks deeply offended to be perceived at all and I don’t think I have ever related to a dog more, but we genuinely think he’d thrive in a home where he can finally decompress and stop having a camera shoved in his face every 4 business days for another “please adopt me before we spiral again” post.
As our longest resident, Minion’s adoption fee has been reduced to $60. And before the debates start in the comments… no, Minion himself does not care about economic discourse. I don’t even think he pays rent. He just wants out of the shelter. 😭
Minion is fully vetted, neutered, vaccinated, and will be microchipped before going home.
Anyway.
Adopt Minion.
Please.
Before my sleep paralysis demon starts asking ME for kennel space.
We are located at 66 Busy Lane, Corbin Ky, 40701.
Hours of Operation:
OPEN Tuesday & Friday 11-4 &
Wednesday, Thursday, & Saturday 10-2
CLOSED Sunday & Monday