08/05/2025
🐾 Daily Wag Dispatch – August 4, 2025
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
A Conway chihuahua is facing charges of attempted homicide—of a garden gnome. Witnesses say the ceramic figure “was definitely looking at him funny.” No injuries reported, but the gnome is now missing a nose. Chihuahua remains unapologetic.
In unrelated news, The Daily Wag is still the only local agency brave enough to walk dogs who think they’re 200 lbs and protect your home from vicious Amazon boxes.
Offering:
🐕 Bold walks for sassy pups
🐈 Dignified drop-ins for judgmental cats
🌙 Overnight stays for pets who refuse to sleep alone
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The Daily Wag – Proudly defending yards from gnomes, squirrels, and suspicious clouds since 2025. 🐾