Tidy Turf

09/07/2025

Weekly, bi-weekly, or one-time service. We keep yards clean, so you don’t have to.

09/06/2025

Your pup’s playground 🐕, our cleanup job. Enjoy your yard without the mess — that’s the Tidy Turf promise.

08/01/2025

🐾 Let us Keep Your Yard Clean and Keep Your Pet Healthy! 🐾
Did you know that leaving dog p**p in your yard can actually harm your pet’s health?

Uncollected waste isn’t just messy — it’s a breeding ground for parasites and bacteria like:

Roundworms and hookworms
Giardia
E. coli
Parvovirus

These can reinfect your dog, harm other pets, and even pose a risk to your family.

💩 Why Cleaning Up Matters:
✅ Stops the spread of disease
✅ Prevents reinfection
✅ Keeps flies and rodents away
✅ Protects paws and skin from bacteria
✅ Stops gross habits like p**p-eating
✅ Keeps your family — especially kids — safe

A clean yard is a healthy yard, and your dog will thank you for it. 🐶

Let Tidy Turf handle the dirty work — so you can enjoy a safer, happier, healthier home.

07/14/2025

🚨 It’s official — pet waste isn’t just gross… it’s dangerous. 💩
Columbia’s department of sustainability just put it plain and simple: if you’re not picking up after your pet, you’re harming people, pets, and local wildlife.

But let’s be real — life gets busy. That’s where Tidy Turf comes in.

✅ We pick it up
✅ We bag it
✅ We dispose of it properly
So you don’t have to.

📍 Locally owned, eco-conscious, and ready to help you do your part.
👉 Learn more & get started at www.tidyturfmo.com

It’s your doody… but we’ll handle it.

🐾💩 Wildlife waste is part of their ecosystem. 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗽𝗲𝘁’𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁.

𝗜𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗣𝗜𝗖𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗨𝗣 𝗮𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗽𝗲𝘁, 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗯𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 - you’re putting yourself, your family, your pet, our local wildlife, and our waterways at risk.

Pet waste left on the ground doesn't just “𝗴𝗼 𝗮𝘄𝗮𝘆” It can:
🚫 Spread harmful bacteria
🚫 Pollute our streams and lakes
🚫 Harm local wildlife
🚫 Make other pets and people sick

✅ Do your part:
✔️ Pick it up
✔️ Bag it
✔️ Trash it

📌 Learn more: www.como.gov/sustainability/pet-waste

🌍 𝗜𝘁'𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗱𝘆 - 𝗰𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗻 𝘂𝗽 𝗮𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗽𝗲𝘁.

Think differently.
Think sustainably.
𝗧𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗱𝘆.

**p

07/03/2025

LAST DAY ON OUR 4TH OF JULY SALE!
Hey there pet parents! 🐾 This 4th of July, let's celebrate freedom, not just for us, but for our furry friends too!

WE ARE OFFERING a 30% DISCOUNT FOR ONE YEAR!
that's as low as $17 per service!
For all our on our pet waste removal services. No more worrying about those 'little surprises' in the backyard during your BBQ party! Let us handle the mess while you enjoy the fireworks.

573-968-6900

06/30/2025

Hey there pet parents! 🐾 This 4th of July, let's celebrate freedom, not just for us, but for our furry friends too!

WE ARE OFFERING a 20% DISCOUNT FOR ONE YEAR!

For all our on our pet waste removal services. No more worrying about those 'little surprises' in the backyard during your BBQ party! Let us handle the mess while you enjoy the fireworks. 🎆 Hurry, this offer is as fleeting as a firework in the night sky!

573-968-6900

06/26/2025

🔥 Scoop Into Summer with 15% Off! 🔥
🚨ONE YEARS WORTH OF SERVICE🚨

Tired of the mess in your yard? Let us do the dirty work! For a limited time, enjoy an extremely exciting 15% OFF on all dog p**p removal services. For an entire year!

☀️ Fresh yard. Happy dog. No hassle.
💩 Don’t miss out — this summer sale won’t last forever!

📅 Book now and make your yard a stink-free zone

once a week, twice a week, twice a month, once a month whatever your schedule we will work with it! and give you 15% Come try us out and your first clean is free!

06/25/2025

🐾 Tired of Dodging Doo? Let Us Scoop the P**p for You! 💩

Your dog may leave gifts in the yard, but cleaning them up shouldn't be part of your daily routine. That’s where we come in!

At Tidy Turf, we:

Scoop the p**p so you don’t have to

Keep your yard clean, fresh, and foot-friendly

Offer flexible scheduling for scooping (because p**p waits for no one)

Why risk the “uh-oh” step?
Let us do the dirty work — so you can enjoy your lawn, not tiptoe through it.

🐶💼 Professional. Reliable. Surprisingly enthusiastic about p**p.

📞 Call today 573-968-6900 or visit tidyturfmo.com to book your first cleanup!

06/25/2025

🎉 No More “Turd Tap Dance” in Your Backyard! 🎉

Kids wanna play tag? You wanna grill?
Too bad the dog turned your yard into a minefield. 💣💩

Let Tidy Turf handle the doo-doo so your family can run wild without yelling, “DON’T STEP THERE!” every 3 seconds.

🐶 We scoop the p**p.
👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 You reclaim your kingdom.
🎯 No mess. No stress. Just grass.

Backyard fun is just one scoop away!

06/20/2025

🐾 "More Fetch. Less Mess." 🐾
Whether it’s beach days, mountain hikes, or just backyard zoomies—make memories, not messes.
With Tidy Turf, you never have to worry about the dirty part of dog parenting.
💩 Odor-free, Stress-free, and Landmine free
Because the only thing that should follow you around in your back yard… is your dog.

06/10/2025

🐾 "Doo" You Have a P**p Problem? We’ve Got You Covered! 🧼

Tired of tiptoeing through your yard like it’s a minefield?
Let us handle the dirty work — so you and your furry friend can enjoy a p**p-free paradise! 🐶💩

🧹 Paw-fessional P**p Scoopers
🚫 No more stink, no more mess
🕒 Weekly, bi-weekly, monthly & emergency cleanups
🌎 Eco-friendly disposal (because p**p happens, but we care!)

📞 Call now and your first scoop is FREE!
Because you shouldn't have to deal with your dog’s business… that’s our job.

573-968-6900
We pick up what your pet puts down. 🐕💩✨

06/09/2025

🚨 FREE P**P SCOOP ALERT - COLUMBIA, MO & SURROUNDING AREAS! 🐾

Dog owners, this one's for you! We're offering 100% FREE yard cleaning – yes, completely free – in exchange for one honest review on Facebook or Google.
✅ No catch
✅ No strings attached
✅ No weird fine print

You get a p**p-free yard, and we get a little online love – everybody wins! 🙌

🎯 Limited spots available for this promotion – don’t wait!

If you like our service and want to keep it going, we offer flexible cleanup schedules based on your needs.

📲 Text CLEAN YARD to 573-968-6900 to claim your free yard cleaning today.

Let’s make that turf tidy! 🌱🐶