Simple Pleasures Stables LLC

07/31/2025

Tips on keeping your horses from overheating & safe during these crazy 🥵 heatwaves.

07/28/2025

I say to all the horses as I rinse them all throughout the day in this 🥵 heatwave.

07/21/2025

Real talk👄

07/16/2025

Happy National I Love Horses Day!

Dorothy: "What kind of a horse is that? I've never seen a horse like that before!"

Carriage Driver: "No, and never will again, I fancy. There's only one of them, and he's it. He's the horse of a different color you've heard tell about."

07/13/2025

Things that make ya go 🤔 hmmm.

07/03/2025

06/04/2025

Are you a mare🦄 person or a gelding🐴 person?🤔

05/17/2025

NEW roofs for the entire 🏠 property 🤩 Thanks to Robert Jones Roofing and General Contracting LLC it's looking so good!

Stay tuned 📺 for final results 💪 coming soon!

05/15/2025

🤣🤣🤣

05/01/2025

Eight Things a Lady Equestrian Simply Should Not Do: 1838 vs Now.

1. Horse Color

Then:
“Do not ride the wrong-colored horse. Much white is quite the reverse of desirable.”

Now:
Ride whatever color horse you want, as long as he doesn’t throw you into a hedge. Bonus points if he matches your outfit for the ’gram.

2. Posture in the Saddle

Then:
“Correct, without seeming stiff. Easy, without appearing slovenly.”

Now:
Sit up straight-ish and try not to fall off. If you look like a potato with anxiety, that’s okay. You’re trying your best.

3. Hair & Bonnets

Then:
“Plait your hair and never wear a bonnet. Wind and humidity are your enemies.”

Now:
Helmet hair is real and unavoidable. Accept your fate. Bonnets are out, but helmet covers with glitter unicorns? In.

4. Discipline

Then:
“Never be seen flogging your horse. It destroys your gentle image.”

Now:
Do not be a jerk to your horse. Whisper kind affirmations and carry peppermints. Your horse is your therapist now.

5. Modesty & Gentleman Escorts

Then:
“A gentleman should shield you if your skirt misbehaves.”

Now:
Your riding tights are basically a second skin and your crop is your own bodyguard. No chaperone needed, thanks.

6. Galloping

Then:
“No lady of taste ever gallops on the road.”

Now:
If you’re galloping down pavement, either you’re being chased or filming a GoPro video called “Instant Regret: Horse Edition.”

7. Respect Your Horse

Then:
“Occasional haltings are necessary. Do not harass your steed.”

Now:
Your horse works hard. Let him snack, stretch, and express his opinion via sassy tail flicks. He is a diva and you are his assistant.

8. Only Ride Perfect Horses

Then:
“He must be elegant, safe, responsive, bold, gentle, and never require whipping.”

Now:
Just ride a horse that doesn’t try to murder you daily. If he has a sense of humor and only spooks at invisible demons twice a week, he’s a keeper.

04/29/2025

Fed 💵 & Dynamite 💥 say GOOD MORNING 🌅

04/12/2025

Don't we all fall into one (or more🤫) of these categories🐎