
07/15/2025
Hello Farm Friends! Part 3 of 3. Last Thursday morning I was casually walking down the front steps of the house carrying a shovel over my shoulder. I had left the shovel on the porch the night before. Suddenly, out of nowhere, my head was covered in red devils. Dozens of red wasps jumped on it. I screamed, dropped the shovel and tried to run while swatting my head like I needed to be put in the nervous hospital. I fell down, when I stumbled down the stairs trying to get away. I quickly got up and tore off like the grim reaper was hot on my heals, still swatting my head as I ran. Those red devils were all over my head with another platoon of them chasing after me. I tore off headed for the lake, thinking I was going to run and jump right in. For some unknown reason I just tore right past it wide open in a dead run. I ran until I was slap out of breath, stopped and tore my shirt off. I quickly threw it on the ground and stomped it until I felt any red devil still hanging on was lifeless. Then I shook the shirt like I was trying to extinguish a fire before I put it back on. My head was on fire and itched like I had stuck it smack dab in a fire ant bed. Shortly thereafter I had twelve some odd lumps come up on my head from being stung, It felt like the surface of the moon when I scratched it. Might have known it was the one day I didn’t put a ball cap on. I went back to the house and slipped in the back door. I grabbed a bottle of Clorox and went around to the back yard. The dogs thought I was plum loco bending over pouring bleach on my head. So, if you see me in town this week and I have bleached blonde hair, it’s those red devils that caused it. I’m not going through a mid-life farm life crisis just yet. I waited way past dark to spray the nest. It was right above where you walked down the front steps. I can’t believe I never saw it until then, as many times as I’ve gone up and down those stairs. The only thing I can figure, was that the shovel I was toting must have come close and to their nest which caused them to attack. I didn’t get stung when I sprayed them with wasp spray. Why you ask? Because I outsmarted them. I was wearing my trusty ole bee suit. That bee suit and me have become real good friends lately. Now my problem is scratching my head. Those red devil bites sure enough itch all the time. I think I have already scratched two or three bald spots on my head already. Hopefully, nothing that won’t grow back in a few weeks.
Spiritually, they say wasps represent protection, suppressed emotions and boundaries. Really? To me, those red devils represent anger, bad words and sure enough aggression. I’m pretty sure sometime during this week as I was racing away from those red devils and yellow jackets or stomping them after I sprayed them, I was probably hollering some words that would embarrass me and the preacher. I’m not really sure, but I feel one or two may have slipped out. So, I guess wasps might suppress emotions. As for boundaries, if I find another nest I’m going to give them a new boundary they won’t ever forget in a can of wasp spray. After twenty-five stings in a single week, bald patches on my head and blonde hair, I think I’ve earned the right to be mad at them. Everyday is an adventure around here. Some make you just shake your head back and forth while others make you scratch it until your hair falls out. Just another day of farm life.