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We are a pet waste removal service covering the Cedar Rapids metro area. We use sanitary methods to ensure no cross-contamination between yards.

We offer weekly, bi-weekly and monthly as well as pop up emergency services. Call or text TODAY!

10/05/2026

🍂🚨 ATTENTION, SEASONAL SCOOPERS: THE SH*TTY SEASON IS COMING!🚨💩

Iowa is giving us a few beautiful days right now… which obviously means Mother Nature is about to yank the rug out from under us 🥴

And I KNOW some of you seasonal customers are out there thinking:

“Cyndie… we’ll be seeing you again soon.” 👀💩

YES. YES, YOU WILL! 👊🏻

If you’re one of my fabulous seasonal customers who uses Matter of Doody during the colder, wetter, muddier, nastier months — I’ve got a little something for you:

💩 RETURNING CUSTOMERS:
Start your recurring service back up and get 50% OFF your first month’s invoice! 🎉

🐾 NEW CUSTOMERS:
Start a recurring service and your FIRST SCOOP IS FREE!
Yep.
FREE.
As in you don’t pay me for the first pile of p**p I lovingly remove from your yard.

And I’m no fool….I fully understand that first scoop is gonna be a DOOZY! 🥹😂

❤️ AND MY DIE-HARD, YEAR-ROUND CUSTOMERS… I HAVEN’T FORGOTTEN YOU!

You’ve been with me through the heat, rain, mud, snow, frozen turds and whatever other nonsense Iowa has thrown at us. So here’s your deal:

👉 Refer ONE person who starts recurring service with Matter of Doody and YOUR ENTIRE NEXT MONTH IS FREE! 🎉💩

(Because apparently the best way to repay my loyal customers is to have them recruit more people into the p**p-scooping cult!) 😂

And as always, Matter of Doody is:

✨ CONTACT-FREE & FACELESS
✨ No awkward small talk
✨ No waiting around for me
✨ Easy communication
✨ Monthly invoicing
✨ Before & after updates
✨ Treats for your pups every service!

Basically, you get a clean yard without having to put on pants and talk to another human. You’re welcome! 😂

📱 319-361-0124
🌐 www.matterofdoody.com

Because eventually… sh*t happens!

And when Iowa decides to become Iowa again, I’ll be ready! 💩💩💩💩💩💩

09/30/2026

🌧️💩 WELCOME TO THE IOWA RAINFOREST. 💩🌧️

At this point, Mother Nature has apparently decided Iowa needed to experience what it’s like to live in the Amazon jungle! 🌴🐒

We’ve had

SO.

MUCH.

RAIN.

Getting the dogs outside to p**p has apparently become an Olympic event!

And when the hoomans finally convince the dogs to GO OUTSIDE…

💩💩💩 THEY’RE EMPTYING TWO DAYS OF BACKUP! 💩💩💩

So now we’ve got:
🌧️ Soggy yards
💩 MASSIVE poo piles
👟 Shoes that question every life choice
🐕 Dogs who suddenly have the bladder of a camel and the bowel schedule of a teenager

But don’t worry. I’m still out here!! 👊🏻

And while I’m scooping your yard, I’m not just looking at the poo.

I treat your property with the same respect I’d want someone to treat mine👌🏻

If I see a random piece of garbage?

I’ll pick it up!

Garden ornament blown over?

I’ll turn it right-side up!

Ground-level drain spout popped loose?

I’ll put it back where it belongs!

Basically, if I’m already there and I can make your yard look just a tiny bit better while I’m at it… I’m probably going to! 😊

Because Matter of Doody isn’t just about getting rid of the crap. It’s about taking one more thing off your plate🐾💩

And YES… I’ll do it in the rain.
And YES… I’ll do it in the mud.

Your yard will be cleaner when I leave!

CONTACTLESS.
FACELESS.
RIDICULOUSLY CONVENIENT.

✔️ No awkward visits or conversations required
✔️ Easy communication
✔️ Monthly invoicing
✔️ Before & after updates
✔️ Respectful of your home & property
✔️ I scoop so you don’t have to! 💩

📱 319-361-0124
🌐 www.matterofdoody.com

Because apparently in Iowa, sh*t happens… even during monsoon season. 🌧️💩😂

09/15/2026

🌧️ DO I STILL SCOOP WHEN IT’S RAINING?!

OF COURSE I DO!😂💩

Top 5 reasons you want a doody scooper who isn’t afraid of a little weather:

1️⃣ P**p doesn’t wait for sunshine. Unfortunately 😑
2️⃣ Rain is NOT an acceptable excuse for p**p to become yard décor
3️⃣ You’re not trying to put on rain boots just to play “Where’s the P**p?”
4️⃣ I get paid to deal with the crap. Literally. 💁‍♀️💩
5️⃣ Mother Nature can bring her little tantrum. I’ve still got a job to do! 😏🌧️

I WANT you to stay cozy inside listening to the rain…

I’ll be outside having a very personal disagreement with your dog’s p**p!💩

Rain. Shine. Heat. Humidity. Whatever!

Bless your heart and good try Mother Nature…..I’m still scooping!!! 💅🐾

📱 319-361-0124
🌐 www.matterofdoody.com

08/26/2026

It’s National Doggie Day!

Show me your pups!! 🐶💕😊😊

08/24/2026

🎒📚 BACK TO SCHOOL = THE END OF FREE CHILD LABOR! 😂💩

Well, folks… the backpacks are packed, the alarm clocks are set, the kids are back in school… and suddenly the adults have lost their summertime dog-p**p employees. 😬

For the last few months, you’ve been able to casually say, “Hey kids, go pick up the yard.”

But now?
They have homework.
Sports.
Activities.
Friends.
A million things that apparently are more important than scooping p**p 🙄

And just like that… YOU’RE BACK ON P**P DUTY💩

Except now, you’re also trying to get everyone back into a routine, remember what day it is, figure out who needs to be where and when, make dinner, keep up with laundry, and somehow locate the missing water bottle that was literally in the house 30 seconds ago 🤦‍♀️

So let me make ONE thing easier:

I’ll scoop the p**p. You handle the chaos. 😎💩

Whether you need a one-time cleanup to get your yard back under control or you’re ready to permanently retire from the glamorous world of backyard p**p patrol, Matter of Doody has you covered!

✔️ Contactless & faceless service
✔️ Online monthly invoicing
✔️ Quick response time (because I know you don’t have time to wait around!)
✔️ Before/after text updates & gate photos available upon request
✔️ You don’t even have to be home!

Basically, I show up, do the dirty work, and leave you with a yard you can actually enjoy!

📲 Message me to get on the schedule!

Matter of Doody — We scoop so you don’t step 💗

www.matterofdoody.com
(319) 361-0124

08/10/2026

Thank you for all the support we received at the Culver’s Garden Center Dog Days of Summer event yesterday! Thank you also for donating towards CVHS!

We saw sooooooo many pups and had so much fun meeting everyone!

The rain didn’t stop you all-you’re my kind of people! 👌🏻👊🏻🐶💩🐶💩

Don’t forget-if you mention you were at the event when you get ahold of me to start up recurring services, you will get 50% off your first month of scooping!

Winners of the free MONTH of scooping will be announced soon! 👍🏻

08/09/2026

Come out and see us tomorrow!!

08/06/2026

Tune in to KCRG Everyday Iowa tomorrow morning around 9:30 to see yours truly talk about Fur Fun Rescue!

As you all know, MOD is connected and a big supporter and foster family for Fur Fun!

I’ll even have one of our adoptable pups Karl there with me!

(Just WAIT until you see this sweet boy!)

I will be discussing the group’s adoption process, the importance of an excellent veterinary history and background with any of your previous pets as well as our requirement for adopters to have a physical fence.

08/06/2026

Soooooo, this is what I’ve been up to the last 24 hours! My husband Cody and I are trying to save this little pup named Beans!

He came here 24 hours ago on IV fluids and covered in dried blood from his wounds.

He’s stable and cleaned up a little tonight. (Thanks mom!)

He’s eating and doing some regular doggie things.

He has a super long road ahead of him due to his traumatic brain injury and probable long-term neurological deficits.

For now, he is getting lots of snuggles and naps to rest and heal his brain.

As always, thank you to Fur Fun for taking on his most likely very expensive care and to my husband for going along on this ride once again!

Follow (and consider donating to) Fur Fun Rescue to keep up with his story, and all the other amazing pups in their care🐶💕

For now, back to snuggling and napping

Meet Beans. ❤️

Sometimes the phone rings, and you know before you answer that someone's life is about to change.

Monday afternoon, Dr. Cassie at Anamosa Veterinary Clinic called us about a tiny 17-week-old Chihuahua puppy named Beans. He weighs just 3 pounds, and he had been attacked by another dog.

His injuries were devastating. Beans had a fractured skull, a fractured jaw, swelling around his brain, and severe swelling on the side of his face near his jugular vein. His owners loved him, but they simply didn't have the financial resources to provide the emergency care he desperately needed.

When the veterinary clinic that is always there for Fur Fun Rescue asks if we can help, we do everything we can to say yes.

Beans was surrendered to Fur Fun Rescue, and Dr. Cassie immediately got to work. She started IV medications to reduce the swelling in his brain and began treating his injuries.

That evening, RVT Tammy Mysak took Beans home with her so he wouldn't be alone. She monitored him throughout the night and changed his IV fluids as needed, giving this tiny puppy around-the-clock care.

By Tuesday morning, Beans had made a small but encouraging step forward. He was interested enough to lick some canned puppy food, and the team was able to fit him with a muzzle to help stabilize his fractured jaw.

Tuesday evening, Beans moved to our foster home with Cyndie Homewood. When Cyndie isn't rescuing dogs, she's a NICU nurse, making her uniquely qualified to care for such a fragile little patient. She checked on Beans every hour throughout the night, making sure he stayed comfortable and watching closely for any changes.

This morning brought even more good news. Beans was stable enough to have his IV removed and transition to oral medications. He can blink with both eyes, and he follows Cyndie everywhere with his eyes when she moves around the room. The swelling on his face has started to go down, and although he's still wobbly and unsteady on his feet, he has one thing going for him that every caregiver loves to see...He's ravenous.

Today was also another milestone. For the first time since his attack, Cyndie was able to gently clean all of the dried blood from his tiny body. It may seem like a small thing, but it was a sign that Beans was finally stable enough for a little extra TLC. Now, instead of looking like a trauma patient, he's beginning to look like the puppy he's meant to be.

Best of all, Beans has not had any seizures.

We don't know what the future holds for this little guy. Brain injuries can be unpredictable, and it's simply too early to know what his long-term prognosis will be.

For now, Beans has exactly what he needs: expert veterinary care, a skilled foster home, good medications, plenty of nourishment, and people who refuse to give up on him.

Please keep this tiny fighter in your thoughts as he continues to heal.

07/10/2026

Choosing your scooping schedule is kind of like choosing your personality… 😂💩

🐶 Weekly Customer:
“I love my dogs with my whole heart… but I refuse to negotiate with their p**p.
Not today. Not tomorrow.
Not ever!
Cyndie….just make it disappear every week so I can pretend it never happened!”

🐾 Every Other Week Customer:
“I could keep up with it… in theory.
But life happens
Weekends disappear
Somehow my yard starts looking like a canine minefield!
Every other week keeps me honest.”

🌱 Monthly Customer:
“I scoop… occasionally.
For the most part.
I can handle the easy stuff.
The corners, flower beds, fence lines, and mystery p**p from 3 weeks ago?
Nope….that is officially Cyndie’s problem!”

The best schedule is the one that fits your life.

Whether you want me there every week or just once a month for backup, I’ve got you covered! 👊🏻

No guilt.

No judgment.

Just a cleaner yard and one less thing on your to-do list. 🩷🐾

🩷 Why my customers love Matter of Doody:
✔️ Contactless, faceless service—you don’t even have to be home!
✔️ Easy monthly online invoicing and payment.
✔️ Fast responses when you have questions or need to schedule.
✔️ Text message before I arrive and after I’m finished.
✔️ Photo confirmation of your securely latched gate (if requested).
✔️ Clean equipment and attention to detail—because your yard deserves it!

I’d love to help make one more thing disappear from your weekly to-do list! 🐾

(319) 361-0124
www.matterofdoody.com

Address

Cedar Rapids, IA
52227, 52228, 52233, 52324, 52338, 52401-11, 52497-99

Telephone

+13193610124

Website

https://matterofdoody.com/

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