Misfit Exotics TX

07/03/2025

🚨TOMORROW. IS. UNLEASHED.🚨
East Texas ain’t ready. The animals aren’t ready. Honestly, we’re not ready.

🎆 Fireworks so loud, the goats filed a noise complaint
🐒 Monkeys acting like they run the place (they kinda do)
🦥 Sloths in party mode — one’s been holding the same sparkler since Tuesday
🦝 Lemurs flippin’ hot dogs like it’s Waffle House at 2am
🎧 DJ tearing up the jungle 'til midnight
🐾 Animal encounters till 9pm — come pet something that probably shouldn’t be pet

🎟 $20–$50 | 10% off online like a smart Texan
📍9515 FM 1255, Grand Saline TX — Canton Grand Safari

If your idea of a good time is fireworks, furry chaos, and lemurs judging your dance moves—
this is THE night.
Let the kids stay up late. They’ll never forget it. 🇺🇸🔥🦍

07/02/2025

🇺🇸🧨 CANTON’S 4TH OF JULY BASH – WHERE MONKEYS MEET 'MERICA 🎇🐾

Tired of boring fireworks shows where nobody hands you a feed cup or judges you with their opposable toes? Same.
So we made something better.
More animals. More music. More unapologetic red, white, and wild.

🦥 Hug a sloth (slowly… respectfully)
🦧 Get roasted by a baboon with better hair than you
🦦 Otters being extra just for the clout

🎶 Live bands bring the jungle heat
🌭 Food trucks deep-frying your holiday regrets
💥 Fireworks go off like your cousin Chad’s relationship on Facebook
🏕️ CAMPING, because the lemur stole your car keys again
🩺 Proceeds support Wildside Wellness, our future vet clinic—because even the monkeys need therapy

🎟️ TICKETS:
– Adults (13+): $50
– Kids (a.k.a. short chaos goblins): $40
– Concert Only: $20
💸 10% OFF if you buy online. That’s called financial freedom.

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/1428006027469?aff=oddtdtcreator

📅 JULY 4TH
🕔 Animal Encounters: 5PM–9PM
🎸 Concert: Rages till MIDNIGHT or later.....
📍 9515 FM 1255, Grand Saline, TX

You’ll dance. You’ll eat. You might lock eyes with a raccoon and question your life choices.
And that’s the American Dream.

You're one stop shop for everything exotic!

06/23/2025

https://gofund.me/906ca0c0

You're one stop shop for everything exotic!

06/16/2025

Kinkajou Baby Available

05/31/2025

Fennec Fox Babies Available 🦊

05/31/2025

Fennec Fox Babies Available 🦊

You're one stop shop for everything exotic!

05/25/2025

GIVEAWAY WAFFLE – $650 VALUE!
Enter to WIN a Private Party Package at Canton Grand Safari!

Only $20 per ticket | 250 tickets available!

What’s included:
• Hands-on Encounters with Otters, Sloths, Baby Monkeys, Lemurs, Coatimundi & a Caracal Kitten
• Up to 20 guests
• Private, unforgettable experience!

All proceeds go to:
Enclosure Expansion • Animal Enrichment • Conservation Funds

Don’t miss your chance to party with the wildest crew in Texas!
-We can accept CashApp, Venmo, Zelle
Message for spots and how many spots you’d like.

05/20/2025

This girl is something special. Shoot us a message if you think she would make a nice addition to your family.

05/13/2025

Serval Female Kitten Looking for new 🏡

04/24/2025

High Content wolf puppies available!
Super sweet, DNA tested.

You're one stop shop for everything exotic!

03/28/2025

Ringtailed Babies Available
TX Residents only.

03/09/2025

It’s Spring! That means baby lemurs! We have babies born and will be ready in a few weeks. (TX only residents)