Busted & Broke Ranch

11/04/2025

🤍 Whipped Tallow Face Cream — handcrafted right here at the Busted & Broke Ranch.

This small-batch cream blends Beef Tallow, Castor Oil, and Jasmine Essential Oil into a silky whip that melts into the skin — lightweight, pure, and deeply nourishing.

🐄 Beef Tallow is rich in vitamins A, D, E, and K — nutrients that feed and protect your skin naturally. Its structure is similar to our own skin’s oils, so it absorbs effortlessly, helping restore elasticity, soften fine lines, and strengthen your skin’s barrier without clogging pores.

🌿 Castor Oil draws in hydration and keeps it there, leaving skin plump, smooth, and balanced. It also helps calm redness and supports clear, even-toned skin.

🌸 Jasmine Essential Oil adds more than a beautiful, soft scent — it’s known to boost skin’s elasticity, promote a radiant glow, and soothe dry or tired complexions. Its natural antioxidants help the skin look refreshed and alive.

When whipped together, these ingredients create a creamy blend that melts on contact — soaking in fast, leaving behind smooth, luminous skin and a whisper of jasmine that feels as comforting as it is clean.

This isn’t makeup or mask — it’s real nourishment, straight from the ranch to your skin.

💛 Available now in the barbershop-on-wheels B&B Cowboy Cuts & Razor Shaves or shipped right to your door.

11/04/2025

🤎 B&B Bear Skin Body Whip is back on the shelf!

This isn’t your store-bought lotion. It’s a whipped blend born from the land itself — Bear Grease, Castor Oil, and the sacred oils of Frankincense and Myrrh — melted together and hand-whipped right here at the Busted & Broke Ranch.

🐻 Bear Grease deeply conditions the skin, sealing in moisture and keeping it soft, smooth, and protected from wind, cold, or sun. It absorbs clean with no greasy film — just pure hydration that lasts.

🌿 Castor Oil draws moisture deep into the skin, supports elasticity, and helps smooth fine lines and wrinkles — bringing back that healthy, natural glow.

✨ Frankincense & Myrrh are ancient treasures known to rejuvenate skin tone, calm irritation, and encourage a radiant, youthful look. Their earthy warmth adds a grounding scent that feels peaceful and pure.

When all of these come together, you get a body whip that melts instantly on contact — soaking in quick, restoring softness, and leaving your skin touchably smooth and beautifully revived.

Whether you’re out working, chasing the wind, or just needing a moment of self-care, this jar of whip brings your skin back to life — naturally.

🤎 Available now for $12 in the barbershop-on-wheels or shipped right to your door.

10/18/2025

🎃🪄 Halloween at the Oilton Market! 🪄🎃

B&B Cowboy Cuts & Razor Shaves is all set up here at the Oilton Flea and Farmer’s Market — but this morning I’ve traded in my cowboy hat for a witch’s hat! 🧙‍♀️

Come on by the barbershop on wheels for your fresh cut or shave, grab some farm-crafted goods from Busted & Broke Ranch, and snag some Halloween candy while you’re at it! 🍬

Walk-ins encouraged and I'll be here until 2 then be switching back into my cowboy hat for a horse event later this afternoon.
— broom parking available out front. 😉

09/10/2025

09/01/2025

Back from the National Championship Chuckwagon Race and what a time it was! Was truly everything that I dreamt it would be and so much more for our little business!🤠 Thank you to everyone who came by the barbershop on wheels — y’all made our experience so memorable.

Now that we're home i must announce that i won’t be setting up right away — barbershop and personal laundry are calling. 🧺 Keep an eye here though, I may roll out later this week at the Happy Corner Quick Stop location.

✂️ See ya soon!

08/16/2025

08/05/2025

08/01/2025

⚡️CAFFEINATED SPUR ⚡️
A jolt for your skin — not your nerves.

This bar ain't just soap — it’s a ranch-forged revival.
We loaded it with chopped dark roast coffee beans for their natural caffeine, which helps tighten skin, reduce puffiness, and boost circulation. It’s also rich in antioxidants — the kind that help fight signs of weathering, age, and long days under the sun.

Then we added Bentonite Clay, a powerhouse that pulls toxins, dirt, and oil straight from the skin. It leaves your face feeling fresh, clean, and ready for another day on the trail.

But the real grit? That’s in the base.

We build every bar on goat milk and beef tallow — both loaded with vitamins, fatty acids, and skin-loving minerals. Goat milk helps soothe irritation, balance pH, and support healthy turnover. Tallow nourishes deep, helping to repair skin and lock in moisture without clogging up your pores.

CAFFEINATED SPUR.
Wake your skin up the Western way.

07/24/2025

Orders shipping out today!

07/22/2025

🦟 FLYIN’ BUGS BEEN BUZZIN’? BUCK ‘EM OFF.
Introducing the Buck Off Bar – Flying Bug Repelling Hard Lotion

This bar ain’t just good-lookin’ and good-smellin’—it’s functional, farm-tough, and built to keep skeeters, gnats, and flies from chewin' on ya while keepin' your skin happy too.

👊 What’s inside & why it works:

🌾 Citronella – Natural insect deterrent that blocks bug receptors, keeping flying pests from sniffin' you out.
🌿 Lemongrass – Disorients bugs and also helps with minor skin inflammation or bites.
🌸 Lavender – Calms the skin and adds light protection from flying pests. Gentle enough for most folks and smells like a clean trail breeze.

💪 Skin-Nourishing Base: • Lard – Home rendered skin remedy rich in vitamin D and fatty acids
• Mango Butter – Softens and smooths without cloggin' pores
• Beeswax – Creates a natural barrier, holding the oils on longer even in the heat

🐎 Rub it on your arms, neck, legs, boots, and even your horse’s chest and legs. No sprays. No sting. Just handcrafted defense straight outta Busted & Broke Ranch/ B&B Smirking LaMancha Goat Farm

🔥 Find it inside B&B Cowboy Cuts & Razor Shaves barbering trailer or shoot a message to claim one.

07/21/2025

🪓 NEW: BUCK OFF BAR – Tick Repelling Hard Lotion 🪓
Rugged protection that works just as hard as you do.

This ain’t no perfume bar. Buck Off Bar is a rub-on solid lotion packed with skin-loving but tick-hating ingredients that do more than just smell strong—they work on a cellular level to keep ticks and pests off your hide.

👊 What’s in it & why it works:

🌿 Lemon Eucalyptus – Contains PMD, a plant-based compound backed by the CDC for repelling ticks and mosquitoes. Not just a scent—this one messes with their radar.
🌲 Cedarwood – Scrambles the tick’s ability to smell you. Can even kill some species on contact.
🌸 Geranium – Shown in studies to repel dog ticks and lone star ticks. Also helps soothe itchy or inflamed skin.

💪 Skin Benefits Too:
• Lard – Rich in natural fats that nourish and heal dry or cracked skin
• Mango Butter – Adds deep moisture without being greasy
• Beeswax – Locks it all in and helps the oils stay active longer on the skin

🐴 Great for skin, legs, arms, boots, gear, and even your horse’s legs. No spray mess. No chemicals. Just handcrafted, Oklahoma-tough protection in a slick little tin.

🔥 Now available at the barbershop trailer or message to grab one direct.

07/21/2025

We've done it again here at The B&B!

🪓 NEW: BUCK OFF BAR – Tick Repelling Hard Lotion 🪓
Rugged protection that works just as hard as you do.

This ain’t no perfume bar. Buck Off Bar is a rub-on solid lotion packed with skin-loving but tick-hating ingredients that do more than just smell strong—they work on a cellular level to keep ticks and pests off your hide.

👊 What’s in it & why it works:

🌿 Lemon Eucalyptus – Contains PMD, a plant-based compound backed by the CDC for repelling ticks and mosquitoes. Not just a scent—this one messes with their radar.
🌲 Cedarwood – Scrambles the tick’s ability to smell you. Can even kill some species on contact.
🌸 Geranium – Shown in studies to repel dog ticks and lone star ticks. Also helps soothe itchy or inflamed skin.

💪 Skin Benefits Too:
• Lard – Rich in natural fats that nourish and heal dry or cracked skin
• Mango Butter – Adds deep moisture without being greasy
• Beeswax – Locks it all in and helps the oils stay active longer on the skin

🐴 Great for skin, legs, arms, boots, gear, and even your horse’s legs. No spray mess. No chemicals. Just handcrafted, Oklahoma-tough protection in a slick little tin.

🔥 Now available at the barbershop B&B Cowboy Cuts & Razor Shaves trailer or message to grab one direct.