Busted & Broke Ranch

09/10/2025

09/01/2025

Back from the National Championship Chuckwagon Race and what a time it was! Was truly everything that I dreamt it would be and so much more for our little business!🤠 Thank you to everyone who came by the barbershop on wheels — y’all made our experience so memorable.

Now that we're home i must announce that i won’t be setting up right away — barbershop and personal laundry are calling. 🧺 Keep an eye here though, I may roll out later this week at the Happy Corner Quick Stop location.

✂️ See ya soon!

08/16/2025

08/05/2025

08/01/2025

⚡️CAFFEINATED SPUR ⚡️
A jolt for your skin — not your nerves.

This bar ain't just soap — it’s a ranch-forged revival.
We loaded it with chopped dark roast coffee beans for their natural caffeine, which helps tighten skin, reduce puffiness, and boost circulation. It’s also rich in antioxidants — the kind that help fight signs of weathering, age, and long days under the sun.

Then we added Bentonite Clay, a powerhouse that pulls toxins, dirt, and oil straight from the skin. It leaves your face feeling fresh, clean, and ready for another day on the trail.

But the real grit? That’s in the base.

We build every bar on goat milk and beef tallow — both loaded with vitamins, fatty acids, and skin-loving minerals. Goat milk helps soothe irritation, balance pH, and support healthy turnover. Tallow nourishes deep, helping to repair skin and lock in moisture without clogging up your pores.

CAFFEINATED SPUR.
Wake your skin up the Western way.

07/24/2025

Orders shipping out today!

07/22/2025

🦟 FLYIN’ BUGS BEEN BUZZIN’? BUCK ‘EM OFF.
Introducing the Buck Off Bar – Flying Bug Repelling Hard Lotion

This bar ain’t just good-lookin’ and good-smellin’—it’s functional, farm-tough, and built to keep skeeters, gnats, and flies from chewin' on ya while keepin' your skin happy too.

👊 What’s inside & why it works:

🌾 Citronella – Natural insect deterrent that blocks bug receptors, keeping flying pests from sniffin' you out.
🌿 Lemongrass – Disorients bugs and also helps with minor skin inflammation or bites.
🌸 Lavender – Calms the skin and adds light protection from flying pests. Gentle enough for most folks and smells like a clean trail breeze.

💪 Skin-Nourishing Base: • Lard – Home rendered skin remedy rich in vitamin D and fatty acids
• Mango Butter – Softens and smooths without cloggin' pores
• Beeswax – Creates a natural barrier, holding the oils on longer even in the heat

🐎 Rub it on your arms, neck, legs, boots, and even your horse’s chest and legs. No sprays. No sting. Just handcrafted defense straight outta Busted & Broke Ranch/ B&B Smirking LaMancha Goat Farm

🔥 Find it inside B&B Cowboy Cuts & Razor Shaves barbering trailer or shoot a message to claim one.

07/21/2025

🪓 NEW: BUCK OFF BAR – Tick Repelling Hard Lotion 🪓
Rugged protection that works just as hard as you do.

This ain’t no perfume bar. Buck Off Bar is a rub-on solid lotion packed with skin-loving but tick-hating ingredients that do more than just smell strong—they work on a cellular level to keep ticks and pests off your hide.

👊 What’s in it & why it works:

🌿 Lemon Eucalyptus – Contains PMD, a plant-based compound backed by the CDC for repelling ticks and mosquitoes. Not just a scent—this one messes with their radar.
🌲 Cedarwood – Scrambles the tick’s ability to smell you. Can even kill some species on contact.
🌸 Geranium – Shown in studies to repel dog ticks and lone star ticks. Also helps soothe itchy or inflamed skin.

💪 Skin Benefits Too:
• Lard – Rich in natural fats that nourish and heal dry or cracked skin
• Mango Butter – Adds deep moisture without being greasy
• Beeswax – Locks it all in and helps the oils stay active longer on the skin

🐴 Great for skin, legs, arms, boots, gear, and even your horse’s legs. No spray mess. No chemicals. Just handcrafted, Oklahoma-tough protection in a slick little tin.

🔥 Now available at the barbershop trailer or message to grab one direct.

07/21/2025

We've done it again here at The B&B!

🪓 NEW: BUCK OFF BAR – Tick Repelling Hard Lotion 🪓
Rugged protection that works just as hard as you do.

This ain’t no perfume bar. Buck Off Bar is a rub-on solid lotion packed with skin-loving but tick-hating ingredients that do more than just smell strong—they work on a cellular level to keep ticks and pests off your hide.

👊 What’s in it & why it works:

🌿 Lemon Eucalyptus – Contains PMD, a plant-based compound backed by the CDC for repelling ticks and mosquitoes. Not just a scent—this one messes with their radar.
🌲 Cedarwood – Scrambles the tick’s ability to smell you. Can even kill some species on contact.
🌸 Geranium – Shown in studies to repel dog ticks and lone star ticks. Also helps soothe itchy or inflamed skin.

💪 Skin Benefits Too:
• Lard – Rich in natural fats that nourish and heal dry or cracked skin
• Mango Butter – Adds deep moisture without being greasy
• Beeswax – Locks it all in and helps the oils stay active longer on the skin

🐴 Great for skin, legs, arms, boots, gear, and even your horse’s legs. No spray mess. No chemicals. Just handcrafted, Oklahoma-tough protection in a slick little tin.

🔥 Now available at the barbershop B&B Cowboy Cuts & Razor Shaves trailer or message to grab one direct.