02/11/2026
Dove discovered this day that if someone else cleans her pen and I am not in there giving her VIP scratches the entire time she will file a formal complaint.
Full baby horse tantrum activated. She pawed the manure bucket like she was filing paperwork and then about five seconds later launched herself dramatically across the pen because clearly the injustice had already begun.
Normally I am the one cleaning while she supervises and demands attention every five seconds, but since I am a little busted up right now, someone kindly stepped in to help me. Apparently Dove felt this temporary staffing change was unacceptable.
She kept checking like, “Excuse me, where is my person. Why is this not about me.” And then she slowly walked off, fully accepting that the stand in crew was not there to love her the way she prefers, and went to pout.
Two minutes later she forgave everyone and came back for attention like nothing happened. Tiny queen
energy remains undefeated. 👑🐴
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