03/28/2026
Having complaints with some dogs running around the neighborhood.
The dogs are getting into people's trash cans and tearing into the garbage bags. And these dog's are not cleaning up their mess. Leaving trash all over the ground.
This group of dogs includes ; German Shepherd, Poodle, Bassett Hound, a couple of black dogs , yellow Lab, Husky , and a couple of tan/brown dogs.
I drove around Thursday afternoon and wanted to find these dogs and interview them. Here is how the interview went. Straight from the dog's mouth.
I asked the dogs, if these allegations are true?
The dog's reply:: Ms. dog catcher ..... we are dogs, we like to go visit our dog friends. Our nose is outstanding. We really smell some really good food in those trash cans. We really love the home owner, that just leaves their trash bags on the ground. They are super easy to tear up.
These dog's spilled the beans to me. The dog's told me each one of them have a job to do.... while out running the streets.
Job duties.... one dog is the Look Out dog....look out for home owner to come out and yell at us.Some have even shot at us with a gun.
Look out for vehicles driving down the street. The dog's said humans drive fast on these streets. That can be dangerous for us dog's. My response was let's not change the subject from dog's to humans.
Another Look out job duty..... Look out for the dog catcher.The dog's said she can be sneaky, her vehicle is quite . She has snuck up on us before. The dog's said ...when that happens. ALL Fun stops and each dog is on their own.... Code Red..... Run for home sweet home.
I asked these K'9's why run from me? I have good treats, good cold air in my vehicle. The dogs reply was.... correct good treats and good ac. But you do not tell us, that you are taking us to doggy jail.
And that place has no ac and we are locked behind bars. Like we are criminals. Then you have to contact our human owner. They are not happy that they have to pay a Reclaim fee, to get us out of jail.
Then our human owner gives us a speech, on the way home. Saying it is our fault for getting caught. Then they tell us that they are not sure we are worth the reclaim
The dog's commented....they do not understand why their human owners are upset with them. When the dogs get back to home sweet home. Our humane owners do not try to keep us at home . Nothing changes , Make that make sense...Ms.dog catcher..
The dog's said : Ms. Dog Catcher please do not get mad at us. We are just doing what dogs do.We will be seeing you on the streets real soon. Unless our human owners, do better at keeping us confined to our yard.
I told the dogs Citations will start being written. And that may encourage the owner to do better.
Please dog owners.... keep your dog's confined to your yard at all times.
I know I made this post cute and funny. But a citation will not be funny.
