05/29/2026
BENNIE INVESTIGATES
Case File #003: The Mystery Cabinet
Today’s investigation took me deep into the Cat Room.
At first glance, everything seemed normal.
Quiet. Peaceful. Suspiciously peaceful.
That’s when I discovered it.
A cabinet door.
Slightly open.
Now, lesser investigators may have ignored this clue.
But not me.
I carefully entered the cabinet to inspect its contents.
Inside I discovered:
supplies
towels
the GOOD treats
darkness
Naturally, I stayed in there far longer than necessary for investigative purposes.
The humans asked things like:
“Bennie, how did you even get in there?”
And:
“Can someone get Bennie out of the cabinet?”
But what they fail to understand is this:
You cannot solve mysteries from OUTSIDE the cabinet.
Final conclusions:
The Cat Room contains many secrets.
Cabinets are apparently not private.
I fit in places I probably should not fit.
Further investigation is required.