Twains Vineyard

01/11/2025

Our roads are BAD BAD BAD
Twains Vineyard
Saturday 1/11/25

01/10/2025

Twain’s Vineyard is open today from 1 to 9 PM

12/22/2024

Twains Vineyard will be closed until Jan 3, 2025.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!!!

10/17/2024

A new contractor showed up at the winery today.
Looks like he is trying to DIG up some business.
Don’t forget the adult costume contest Saturday October 26.
Judging starts at 7PM and prizes will be awarded at 8PM.
First - $100
Second - $50
Third - $25

10/10/2024

The Ice King has arrived and is calling all Ghouls, Goblins, and creatures of the night to Twain’s Vineyard.
Plan to visit them on Slaughterhouse Road October 26 for the “All Hallows Adult Costume Party”
$100 First Place
$50 Second Place
$25 Third Place

IF YOU HAVE THE NERVE !!!!!!

09/22/2024

4th annual Halloween Costume Contest
October 26, 2024 Cash Prizes Awarded

08/10/2024

HELP !!!
Several people came to visit yesterday.
Someone picked up the wrong cell phone.
If you check and find a strange phone please contact us here at the winery.

08/03/2024

This popped up in memories today.
We miss you Eddie Nipper. !!!

07/24/2024

Help these poor animals.
They are either lost or some sorry sub-human dumped them.
They seem friendly, healthy and well fed.
I can’t keep them but it is obvious they are looking for their owner.
Both are Rottweilers, I know one is a male maybe both.
Nice dogs, they deserve a home.
Send a text to 573 380 1900 if you can help.
Thank you.

Dan Hopper

06/13/2024

Two A10 Warthogs just buzzed the tower at our winery.
Never saw them this low before.
My elevation is 1275’ above sea level, they couldn’t have been more than 1500’ ASL, cleared my tower by 200’+/-
Must be training to kick some Ruskie and Chinese butts.
Get’em boys!!!!

06/06/2024

October 25 & 26
“All Hallows Week”
Twain’s Vineyard
Make plans early!

06/01/2024

Edge Cliff is really looking good.
Great job!!!!

05/05/2024

Come visit our Twain’s Vineyard booth this weekend.
We will be on the corner at Calidonia with our Ozark Mountain Sweet Fruit Wines.

04/24/2024

Mark your calendar, this is going to be another hoot at Twain’s Vineyard !!!!!

04/21/2024

04/12/2024

Come join us for this event.
We always have a fun crowd and a great time.

04/05/2024

On May 18, 2024, dress up as your favorite Hollywood star or legendary performer and walk the red carpet at Twain's Vineyard for a chance to win cash prizes totalling $500.